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hammerhorn 

To suck a big dick hard and fast and not stopping until the dick shoots cum
I am going to hammerhorn the cum right out of the big hot cock
hammerhorn by Muckyfingers82 February 28, 2021

Hammerhanding 

Carlos wanted to try something new, so he went hammerhanding on himself.
Hammerhanding by panchito lokito October 30, 2011

hammerhuddles 

1. (noun) an extremely crazy blonde teenage girl who loves teenage mutant ninja turtles

2. (noun) a rather unsmart catfish from the lake
ahhhh hammerhuddles is coming!!! ahhh! run away! first she'll fight us with her mutant turtle powers!!! then she will kill us with her catfish mindcontrollness!!!! AHH

hammerhoused

(adj.) Heavily inebriated.
Heavily under the influence of drugs and/or alcohol.
Man, I went out and got hammerhoused the other night,
hammerhoused by cgjoeyg December 26, 2007

Hammerlund 

CRAZY, outgoing, crazy loud laughter, enjoys a treat or 7, can handle their liquor unless they are throwing up in the morning. The person with this name will have your back until they don't. It's a clan of clique-y proportions!! You will love the time you spend with them until they pick on you mercilessly...and then pee on your face.
Wow, they look like a bunch of Hammerlunds!

Damn, that was just like hanging with a Hammerlund.
Hammerlund by mewohammerlund November 17, 2010

Hammerhand 

The act of master-baiting in which the user's hands makes a motion similar to a hammer hitting a nail.
Johnny hammerhands to internet porn.
Hammerhand by N1337 November 25, 2009