Hammerlund

CRAZY, outgoing, crazy loud laughter, enjoys a treat or 7, can handle their liquor unless they are throwing up in the morning. The person with this name will have your back until they don't. It's a clan of clique-y proportions!! You will love the time you spend with them until they pick on you mercilessly...and then pee on your face.

Wow, they look like a bunch of Hammerlunds!

Damn, that was just like hanging with a Hammerlund.

by mewohammerlund November 17, 2010

Hammerpunch

A punch using the base of your fist, like a hammer.

Kitty used a HAMMERPUNCH to knock Mia's teeth out.

by Paperkitty September 1, 2005

hammerandfail

(This person used to be @holyreusedjokeonawebtoon) This person is so amazing,funny,kind and one of the BIGGEST Matt simps i've ever seem. (I still love them tho B) ) They make me so happy :)

hammerandfail is so funny!

by Eddsworldisamazinglel June 19, 2021

Hammerpunching

Using a hammerpunch to fight.

Mia was fighting dirty by HAMMERPUNCHING Kitty until she lost consciousness.

by Paperkitty September 1, 2005

Hammerhanding

Jerking off with two hands

Carlos wanted to try something new, so he went hammerhanding on himself.

by panchito lokito October 30, 2011

hammerling

A sock, preferably a tube sock, that is half-filled with cat shit. Often used to hit a person or throw at a desired target.

Ryan: Why do you need my cat?
Paul: I think I can hit that old lady with a hammerling.

by Ben Walkingstick October 9, 2006

hammerland

The place where drunk people go. In truth, it's more of a state of mind than an actual place. You don't need a ticket to go there, but you must be hammered.

Dude, I woke up in the stairwell this morning, and I have no idea how I got there. I must have been in hammerland.

by Brenton Stanley January 23, 2006