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Hammerlund 

CRAZY, outgoing, crazy loud laughter, enjoys a treat or 7, can handle their liquor unless they are throwing up in the morning. The person with this name will have your back until they don't. It's a clan of clique-y proportions!! You will love the time you spend with them until they pick on you mercilessly...and then pee on your face.
Wow, they look like a bunch of Hammerlunds!

Damn, that was just like hanging with a Hammerlund.
Hammerlund by mewohammerlund November 17, 2010
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Hammerpunch 

A punch using the base of your fist, like a hammer.
Kitty used a HAMMERPUNCH to knock Mia's teeth out.
Hammerpunch by Paperkitty September 1, 2005

hammerandfail 

(This person used to be @holyreusedjokeonawebtoon) This person is so amazing,funny,kind and one of the BIGGEST Matt simps i've ever seem. (I still love them tho B) ) They make me so happy :)
hammerandfail is so funny!

Hammerpunching 

Mia was fighting dirty by HAMMERPUNCHING Kitty until she lost consciousness.
Hammerpunching by Paperkitty September 1, 2005

Hammerhanding 

Carlos wanted to try something new, so he went hammerhanding on himself.
Hammerhanding by panchito lokito October 30, 2011

hammerling

A sock, preferably a tube sock, that is half-filled with cat shit. Often used to hit a person or throw at a desired target.
Ryan: Why do you need my cat?
Paul: I think I can hit that old lady with a hammerling.
hammerling by Ben Walkingstick October 9, 2006

hammerland 

The place where drunk people go. In truth, it's more of a state of mind than an actual place. You don't need a ticket to go there, but you must be hammered.
Dude, I woke up in the stairwell this morning, and I have no idea how I got there. I must have been in hammerland.
hammerland by Brenton Stanley January 23, 2006
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
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trucker's tan 

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I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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