Hammerdom

a highly intoxicated state of being.

After my 7th shot, I ascended into hammerdom.

by NYkid420 January 6, 2010

hammerhorn

To suck a big dick hard and fast and not stopping until the dick shoots cum

I am going to hammerhorn the cum right out of the big hot cock

by Muckyfingers82 February 28, 2021

Blackout hammertossed

I’m not blackout drunk that’s depressing and scary I’m blackout hammertossed which means I’ve given up control and I’ve never felt better

Yes sir that’ll be 7 shots of tequila each. Next time you see us we’ll be blackout hammertossed

by itsbrandybish December 30, 2019

hammertime

When F1 driver Lewis Hamilton drives as fast as he can.

"Okay Lewis, your rival has pitted - it's hammertime!"

by oderalon February 1, 2020

hammerdamn

yeah, erm, it can be used to insult somebody, like dick/prick/bawbag.

'he's such a fucking hammerdamn, i'm gonna rip his ears off and spit in his face'

by yer maw wants ma cock May 17, 2009

hammertiming

To defecate on ones chest then hammer-punching it in a downward motion, causing it to explode and spread all over the individuals body and face, while breaking ones chest cavity, then immediately running out of the house.

yo i took a shit on that bitch and hammertimed her.

Originally i was going to give her a Cleveland steamer, but then i decided on hammertiming her.

you down on hammertiming?

by HAMMAHTIME February 21, 2013

Bridgette von Hammeredmarked

What you call it when a girl gets so drunk that she seemingly has begun to speak German. Named after Bridgette von Hammersmark from the film Ingl_rious B_sterds.

Me: I didn't know that ____ spoke German.
You: She doesn't...she's just super drunk.
Me: Oh, she's Bridgette von Hammeredmarked.

by Crazy Legs 1966 April 20, 2018