hammerdamn 

yeah, erm, it can be used to insult somebody, like dick/prick/bawbag.

'he's such a fucking hammerdamn, i'm gonna rip his ears off and spit in his face'

hammerdamn by yer maw wants ma cock May 17, 2009

hammerandfail 

(This person used to be @holyreusedjokeonawebtoon) This person is so amazing,funny,kind and one of the BIGGEST Matt simps i've ever seem. (I still love them tho B) ) They make me so happy :)

hammerandfail is so funny!

hammerandfail by Eddsworldisamazinglel June 19, 2021

Hammerdom 

a highly intoxicated state of being.

After my 7th shot, I ascended into hammerdom.

Hammerdom by NYkid420 January 6, 2010

hammerdong

Being well endowed in the ding dong section. A big swinger in the pants. A big penis.

The only reason she cheated on you brah was because he knew how to work his hammerdong.

hammerdong by bigdylsky November 7, 2010

hammerdasher 

One who has sex and leaves immediately after, commonly known as a one-night stand, also a "hit and run" as an innuendo

"There are many species of sexual animals in this bar tonight. First there's the wall flower, then the emo-kid, followed by 'that guy' who thinks he can dance. Then there's the all night hammerdasher, watch closely as he stalks his next drunk target."

hammerdasher by JKrieg March 8, 2008

hammerbang 

To be used in replace of and in conjunction with the term paperbag. Generally speaking, if you are under the influence of alcohol you are much more likely to lay a paperbagger without having the wherewithal to put the paperbag on. This constitutes a hammerbang. The term encompasses all kinds of people, men and women, that you would otherwise not bang if you weren't hammered.

Anthony: Would you date her?
Cameron: Fuck no.
Anthony: But will you bang her again?
Cameron: The best shes getting from me is a hammerbang, if shes that lucky.
Anthony: So you regret it?
Cameron: Not really man, DIFTS. Shes the epitome of a paperbagger or hammerbang, how many of you can say you've done what I've done?

hammerbang by HAMMERBANG March 19, 2008

Hammerhanding 

Jerking off with two hands

Carlos wanted to try something new, so he went hammerhanding on himself.

Hammerhanding by panchito lokito October 30, 2011