Hammerd

To be extreamly drunk and not feel a thing

Man the only reason i slept with your mother last night was because i was so Hammerd

by Tom February 17, 2004

hammerd

hammerd: To have a bit of hard A and a bunch of beer aka perfectly drunk

i was so hammerd i thought she was a prostetute

by Ted October 6, 2004

HammerDance

A man with extremely hydrated eyes, some say that he blinks more times in a second than some do in their entire lifetimes.

Man, did you see that HammerDance video? How does he react to anything when he's always fucking blinking?

by Mousepad Milk March 29, 2024