HammerDance 

A man with extremely hydrated eyes, some say that he blinks more times in a second than some do in their entire lifetimes.

Man, did you see that HammerDance video? How does he react to anything when he's always fucking blinking?

HammerDance by Mousepad Milk March 29, 2024

Hammersauced 

To get extremely drunk.

"I don't think i'm drinking that much tonight, man."
"Fuck that, I'm getting hammersauced."

Hammersauced by Marano May 3, 2009

Hammerfaced 

The state of being so far beyond hammered and shitfaced that you combine the two into one kick ass word.

"Yo Kev, how drunk were you last night?"

"Man I was hammerfaced."

Hammerfaced by PJZ, too many people use this September 28, 2008

Trondheim Hammer Dance

According to the comedy troupe Monty Python "a dance which was done every 25 minutes in the town of Trondheim in which the old ladies were struck about the head with large clubs". Has come to refer to any gathering where a defenseless group of people are beaten up by soldiers or police for no particular reason.

Q: Hey dude, are you heading down to the G20 protest?

A: Not a chance, dude. That will be a Trondheim Hammer Dance for sure.

Trondheim Hammer Dance by mieh dnort July 20, 2010

hammerdasher 

One who has sex and leaves immediately after, commonly known as a one-night stand, also a "hit and run" as an innuendo

"There are many species of sexual animals in this bar tonight. First there's the wall flower, then the emo-kid, followed by 'that guy' who thinks he can dance. Then there's the all night hammerdasher, watch closely as he stalks his next drunk target."

hammerdasher by JKrieg March 8, 2008

hammerface 

Hammerface is the old scary look that Herion Addicts develop over time, beautiful smooth bodies and ugly old scary Hammerfaces.
Refers to the old name for Herion (Hammer.) These days could probably refer to Meth too.

Person 1. See that stripper - her body totally doesn't match her face.
Person 2. No shit, she has a Hammerface for sure.

hammerface by Mooky Moo July 21, 2006

Trondhein Hammer Dance 

Lady-Beating 'Dance' in Monty Python, now in use as anything in which the true purpose is disguised under the pretence of cultural activities.

Zeez was zer Trondhein Hammer Donce, weech is performed every 25 minutes in zer Norwegian town of TRONDHEIM. In vich zee old ladies are stuck about zer head veeth round sticks, or KNURTEL. (original Monty Pythin context)

So the council put on a skate-fest last month, but it was just a Trondhein Hammer Dance. They wanted to up the local spending in the district to justify another pay rise.

Trondhein Hammer Dance by ValhallaShoes October 16, 2005