hammerberg

sounds like hamburger but doesn't taste like one

hey its mr hammerberg, i wonder what he's cookin?!

by sydalid February 20, 2009

Hammerburged

The act of getting completely hammered/wasted in Flint, Mi. Especially located off of Hammerburg road.

Tyler was messing with Jon and Jordan when they were absolutely Hammerburged.

Last night was such a gonger, everyone was Hammerburged!

by HairyB December 7, 2009

hammerbang

To be used in replace of and in conjunction with the term paperbag. Generally speaking, if you are under the influence of alcohol you are much more likely to lay a paperbagger without having the wherewithal to put the paperbag on. This constitutes a hammerbang. The term encompasses all kinds of people, men and women, that you would otherwise not bang if you weren't hammered.

Anthony: Would you date her?
Cameron: Fuck no.
Anthony: But will you bang her again?
Cameron: The best shes getting from me is a hammerbang, if shes that lucky.
Anthony: So you regret it?
Cameron: Not really man, DIFTS. Shes the epitome of a paperbagger or hammerbang, how many of you can say you've done what I've done?

by HAMMERBANG March 19, 2008

homerberg

A homerberg is a lazy fat cunt that plays xbox all day. He doesn’t have parents. He doesn’t have goals. He is EXTREMELY FAT. His friends aren’t actually his friends, they just make fun of him and touch his penis. He has more acne than skin, and he only plays trash video games like Siege.

He ate Cheetos all day , what a homerberg

by Roccowiththebigcock March 21, 2019

Hammerbelt

A belt full of hammers.
Also charades...

Teacher: gestures

Students: two syllables?
Teacher: AGGRESSIVELY nods. Gestures, Hammer and points at a belt
Students: hammerbelt?... kammerzelt!

by ponyo_ramen March 13, 2019

Hammerbagged

Slang for attacked, abused, severe disappointment, hassled, overcharged (like getting hit with a bag of hammers, figuratively)

Also "hammerbagging"..the act of getting hammerbagged.

Did you see what they are charging me? I got hammerbagged.

Look at all this traffic..we are getting hammerbagged.

My girlfriend was so pissed at me...I took a royal hammerbagging.

by Clustmaster P January 10, 2010

poon hammerer

the one who hammers(has rough sex with) the poon (vagina).

She calls me the Poon Hammerer cuz i makes her poonanny sore.

by El Guapo...savage January 13, 2007