ham boner

1. A fat persons (usually male) erection. This results in a ham sounding noise that comes out of the sides of the penis. Often called pop can (see- pop can pax). You can here these things a mile away, and smell their hammy goodness. You have heard one of these man loads before, you heard it when Hemi showed up to make sex with your dad.

Dillon- Hemi went to Aarons house yesterday!
Christopher- Let me guess, he brought his ham boner with?
Dillrod- Nope, only fat guys get those.

by The Terminator December 18, 2005

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Plagiariser of published writings, one who pretends to be a medical professional, or one who gets caught in their own deceptions and conveniently changes the subject and outs the personal information of others

Oho, looks like you've caught out a HAMboner!

by princevitae September 15, 2003

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HAMboner

An internet sham artist, usenet troll, stalker, shameless perpetrator of misinformation in the guise of medical expertise. A copy and paste Googler.

Please don't feed the Hamboner.

by hartsnfartsn September 16, 2003

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A fake, a phoney, a troll, also one who works in tandem with an unsuspecting accomplice to cause turmoil in newsgroups.

Look! Another amarmy Hamboner post from an empty headed Googling yobbo...

by philipsexpansion September 17, 2003

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A pseudo-intellectual newsgroup poseur/stalker with an affinity for copying and pasting words that they can't understand. Also one who changes screen names in order to have fake conversations with themselves so that they can appear innocent and benevolent when the crap hits the fan.

Wow, that's some typical HAMboner bullshit...ignore it and move on.

by Luanne September 14, 2003

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