Definitions by Cyrus9201

Mio-ing 

1) When you blurt things out that make no sense without thinking about it. Basically a half-baked thought that decided it wanted to come out before it was done.

2) To vomit words uncontrollably as if speaking to an audience when unprepared.

3)When you start losing an argument so bad, you just start saying "Fuck you if you think I'm stupid.".

4) To get so angry during an argument that one loses track of their own standpoint, disregards the opponent's standpoint, and begins spouting unrelated nonsense

Man 1: Yo ma, I really gotta brush my teeth.
Man 2: Hey did you know that a man in India decided to brush his teeth.
Man 1: What do you mean-
Man 2: And even though I said "No way man." He just stopped and looked around.
Man 1: Dude, you're mio-ing right now.
Man 2: I can't even pee upright.

Mio-ing by Cyrus9201 July 15, 2014

Hamboner

When you hambone, on your boner.

Man: "Yo, I heard that if you hambone on your boner, you get really hard!"
Other Man: "Yeah dude, it's called giving yourself a hamboner."

Hamboner by Cyrus9201 December 2, 2013

Slap-Happy Butt-Smackin' Deal 

An offer you simply cannot refuse to give up.

"Want to go eat some shrimp at that one restaurant you like?"
"Well that sounds like a Slap-Happy Butt-Smackin' Deal, my good sir!"

Slap-Happy Butt-Smackin' Deal by Cyrus9201 October 11, 2013