3 definitions by Cyrus9201
Man: "Yo, I heard that if you hambone on your boner, you get really hard!"
Other Man: "Yeah dude, it's called giving yourself a hamboner."
Other Man: "Yeah dude, it's called giving yourself a hamboner."
by Cyrus9201 December 3, 2013
1) When you blurt things out that make no sense without thinking about it. Basically a half-baked thought that decided it wanted to come out before it was done.
2) To vomit words uncontrollably as if speaking to an audience when unprepared.
3)When you start losing an argument so bad, you just start saying "Fuck you if you think I'm stupid.".
4) To get so angry during an argument that one loses track of their own standpoint, disregards the opponent's standpoint, and begins spouting unrelated nonsense
2) To vomit words uncontrollably as if speaking to an audience when unprepared.
3)When you start losing an argument so bad, you just start saying "Fuck you if you think I'm stupid.".
4) To get so angry during an argument that one loses track of their own standpoint, disregards the opponent's standpoint, and begins spouting unrelated nonsense
Man 1: Yo ma, I really gotta brush my teeth.
Man 2: Hey did you know that a man in India decided to brush his teeth.
Man 1: What do you mean-
Man 2: And even though I said "No way man." He just stopped and looked around.
Man 1: Dude, you're mio-ing right now.
Man 2: I can't even pee upright.
Man 2: Hey did you know that a man in India decided to brush his teeth.
Man 1: What do you mean-
Man 2: And even though I said "No way man." He just stopped and looked around.
Man 1: Dude, you're mio-ing right now.
Man 2: I can't even pee upright.
by Cyrus9201 July 16, 2014
"Want to go eat some shrimp at that one restaurant you like?"
"Well that sounds like a Slap-Happy Butt-Smackin' Deal, my good sir!"
"Well that sounds like a Slap-Happy Butt-Smackin' Deal, my good sir!"
by Cyrus9201 October 11, 2013