hamboned
inebriated; inappropriately wasted
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hamboned
Guy 1: that slute is way too drunk
Guy 2: you're right dude, now's my chance
*fucks her in a laundry room next to liter box and leaves right before she throws up in it and herself*
Guy 1: damn I can't believe you just hamboned her like that
Guy 2: you're right dude, now's my chance
*fucks her in a laundry room next to liter box and leaves right before she throws up in it and herself*
Guy 1: damn I can't believe you just hamboned her like that
hamboned by Tsunami Bahama August 15, 2014
hambonied
adj; etymology- comes from hambone, although useage has nothing to do with one.
used to describe a stated of being completly inebriated or high.
used to describe a stated of being completly inebriated or high.
Sally: How did you get home last night? You were pretty drunk.
Billy:I have no idea! I was so hambonied that i shit my pants!
Billy:I have no idea! I was so hambonied that i shit my pants!
hambonied by C.W. Anderson III September 26, 2005
Ham boned
the act of getting completely blacked out drunk before the party begins, usually around mid-day on a saturday.
Ham boned by Bobby Tsunami February 17, 2009
HAMboner
Plagiariser of published writings, one who pretends to be a medical professional, or one who gets caught in their own deceptions and conveniently changes the subject and outs the personal information of others
HAMboner by princevitae September 15, 2003
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