halting 

When you cum but try to do everything in your power to stop the flow of semen. You can stop the flow using anything like your own willpower to physical objects, like the end of a fork, for example.

Bro, I was halting and I had to stop the flow of my nut with a popsicle stick.

halting by awesome sauce 96 May 28, 2024

halting problem 

the halting problem is the problem of determining, from a description of an arbitrary computer program and an input, whether the program will finish running, or continue to run forever.

halting problem, i love that even computers have limits

-alasstor

halting problem by UwU_HARDER_DADDY July 29, 2021

bryan halling 

The act of orally pleasuring ones butthole. Not to be confused with a typical rimjob; the "Bryan Hall" utilizes a full tongue stroking technique along with full eye contact with the intended region. Commonly leads to Pinkeye for the providing participant.

Damn Adam I've been"Bryan Halling" that chick all night!

bryan halling by BuhDeavy December 11, 2013

bored hating 

Hating because you're bored and you have nothing else to do with your time so you hate for entertainment, attention, or to pass the time I.e trolling,negative comments etc

(Concert)
Guy 1:can we go now
Guy2:we just got here
Guy1: and we need to "just" leave

Guy2: this concert was sold out and he's one of the top 5 artist in the country hitting platinum with his last 3 albums
Guy1: I mean the songs aren't even that good

Guy2:oh shit he just pulled up in a Bugatti

Guy1: he makes the car look slow
Guy2: that outfit hella lit
Guy1:I mean its ok it's just clothes
Guy2: yo can you shut cho bored hating ass up and try to enjoy yourself

bored hating by Small Fry guy October 30, 2017

Haloing 

To sing the Halo theme song in the restroom while standing still doing the T-pose

Principle: what were you doing in the restroom
Student: We were just Haloing
Principle: NO HALOING ALLOWED!!!

Haloing by Halobeast123 July 4, 2018

Lady Hatting 

A sexual position in which you insert your head into a vagina and wear the lady like a hat.

"Can I borrow your vag-breather and vaseline I'm gonna do some lady hatting tonight."

Lady Hatting by booggerboy January 30, 2009

Halping 

Halping is non-helpful helping. Derived from a childlike mispronounciation of "helping", halping can be committed by people of all ages, and refers originally to the cheerful non-help provided by children attempting ordinary chores or tasks for the first time.

Halping has since been expanded to refer to any behavior performed with the intention of aiding someone but which instead results in more work or a negative emotional response, often cheerfully not realizing that they are not helping.

"You know, like when your three year old is “halping” you make dinner and it just means that you have to do twice as much work and then give them a bath? Like that. Only less cute."

Halping by BillyBillyBillyBillyBilly December 19, 2011