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Hastings is a town in East Sussex. Full of crack heads and sesh head teenagers that are all on bar watch. Home of the crazy sock lady.
Person 1: where you going mush?
Person 2: Just down to Hastings for a couple drinks

Person 1: Fuck that your probably get attacked by the chavs outside maccies and the underage girls in crowleys will defo try and suck you off for coke.
by Percy Firmer December 24, 2019
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the act of texting people while you are pooping
ex. (talking to a friend on fbook chat)

person 1: hey man whats going on tonight
person 2: i gotta go to the bathroom il poopt you

or

person 1: whatsup man what are you doing?
person 2: poopting you
by mr.poopter January 26, 2011
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A small town in Victoria, Australia. Like most towns in Victoria, it is best known for its heavy use of drugs. Most of the action happens in its dangerous neighbourhood "West Park"
Some say it could be the brother of Frankston
lets smoke up in Hastings and get stoned as fuck
by pufftuff December 08, 2013
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The best person you will ever meet. Sexy, foxy, hot. The definition of attractive and awesome combine.
Hey who's that girl? The hot one with blonde hair and blue eyes?
Oh that's a Hastings for you.
by TheSmartestPersonAlive May 12, 2013
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A long street in Vancouver and Burnaby Canada that has many many prostitues and heroine addicts especially on West Hastings. East Hastings is simply a busy street, West hastings is noted for heroine, prostitution, weed, and is one of the few places in Canada that is actually a downright scary place to be.
Guy1 "Hey man I almost ran over a prostitue the other day"
Guy2 "Really, where were you, hastings?"
Guy1"yup"
Guy2"Figures"
by Willsssss October 30, 2005
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A bunch of no good sons a' Bitches that are far to lazy.
Keep looking over your shoulder in Hastings, you might not get shot, but definetly stabbed in the back, make no friends in Hastings
.... ASTINGS MATE!
by PorkChop100 June 20, 2011
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Most beautiful person in the world. Usually given to a girl with ample boobs and a tight vagina. She will be the best to happen to you.
Boy 1: Man i miss my Hasting.
Boy 2: Dude she was good in bed last night.
by Bowman248011739283915360 May 23, 2015
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