Hastings is a town in East Sussex. Full of crack heads and sesh head teenagers that are all on bar watch. Home of the crazy sock lady.
Person 1: where you going mush?
Person 2: Just down to Hastings for a couple drinks

Person 1: Fuck that your probably get attacked by the chavs outside maccies and the underage girls in crowleys will defo try and suck you off for coke.
by Percy Firmer December 24, 2019
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A small town in Victoria, Australia. Like most towns in Victoria, it is best known for its heavy use of drugs. Most of the action happens in its dangerous neighbourhood "West Park"
Some say it could be the brother of Frankston
lets smoke up in Hastings and get stoned as fuck
by pufftuff December 9, 2013
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The best person you will ever meet. Sexy, foxy, hot. The definition of attractive and awesome combine.
Hey who's that girl? The hot one with blonde hair and blue eyes?
Oh that's a Hastings for you.
by TheSmartestPersonAlive May 12, 2013
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A long street in Vancouver and Burnaby Canada that has many many prostitues and heroine addicts especially on West Hastings. East Hastings is simply a busy street, West hastings is noted for heroine, prostitution, weed, and is one of the few places in Canada that is actually a downright scary place to be.
Guy1 "Hey man I almost ran over a prostitue the other day"
Guy2 "Really, where were you, hastings?"
Guy1"yup"
Guy2"Figures"
by Willsssss October 31, 2005
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A bunch of no good sons a' Bitches that are far to lazy.
Keep looking over your shoulder in Hastings, you might not get shot, but definetly stabbed in the back, make no friends in Hastings
.... ASTINGS MATE!
by PorkChop100 June 20, 2011
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staring inappropriatly for a long period of time at the breasts of a woman during conversation.
"Dude, I totally got caught Hastings that chic"
by the hastings August 21, 2008
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Hastings was founded in 1968. In fiscal 1995, it began implementing their information system and opened a new corporate headquarters and a 100,000 square foot distribution center, all in Amarillo, Texas. Today Hastings is a leading multimedia entertainment retailer combining the sale of books, music, software, periodicals, new and used DVDs, videos and video games with the rental of videos, DVDs and video games in a superstore format. They currently operate approximately 150 superstores averaging approximately 20,000 square feet, primarily in small to medium-sized markets in 20 states.
Many people frequent Hastings, many of whom are people that shouldn't be let loose into society.
Wow, our toilet's broke but lets go to Hastings and rent a movie.
by Lou Phillips January 2, 2006
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