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halibortion 

A project or job that Halliburton did that was not done correctly or somebody else had to fix.
Halibortion came in and messed up the frack job, so we had to bring in Schlumberger to fix it.
halibortion by Schlumberjacker July 31, 2018
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haliburton 

(adj) Something that is so fiendish that it will concoct a scheme to bribe a nation's presiding leader into invading a Middle Eastern nation simply so it can get some reconstruction contracts
That prostitute has been so haliburton ever since she started menstruating!
haliburton by Dr. Balls May 10, 2005

Haliburton Loophole

A sexual position where one man stands shoulder widtch part and receives a hand job from a person situated on their knees behind the recipient staring directly into their ass. Known for having the worst name of all sexual acts.
I accidentally farted last night while getting a Haliburton Loophole and my girlfriend dumped me.

Haliburton 

Little town in Ontario, Canada.

A friendly place; known mostly for it's cottagers.
Going to Haliburton for the Weekend.
Haliburton by AlwaysLoveXoX July 11, 2011

Haliburton, ON 

Haliburton is a place in Ontario, Canada, where all the insane people live. It's also very sexual. There are approximately four stores in the entire town. Everybody knows everybody else, and overall it's pretty shitty.
-Where do you live?
-Haliburton, Ontario.
-That's pretty shitty.
-And sexual.

Haliburton dinner jacket 

A Haliburton dinner jacket is a blatant rip-off of the original Kenora dinner jacket: A plaid lumberjack jacket.

haliburton 

A fear and loathing style suitcase with assorted highly illegal drugs.
The haliburton is enroute
Sweet, I hope those WMD's made it too, I can't wait to try those
haliburton by traveling man August 5, 2010
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
Word of the Day on September 8, 2026
Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026
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