HAMBORTION

When you give your hamster an abortion using a coat hanger.

"Last night, I performed my first and last hambortion"

HAMBORTION by Wire hangers only December 28, 2023

hambition 

A burning ambition to rise up and achieve greatness combined with a strong aversion to throwing away one's shot, often leaving one unable to be satisfied. From Hamilton + ambition.

John: How did Alex finish 51 papers in 10 months?
James: Hambition.

hambition by PloddingThroughThePresidents July 27, 2017

homobortion 

On Daily Show, Jon Stewart used this word in his response to O'Reilly's accusation that he was waging a war on christmas. This word could possibly be a combination of homosexual and abortion

Jon Stewart (Daily Show - Dec 7, 2005): I will not rest until every year families gather to spend December 25th together at Osama's homobortion pot-n-commie jizzporium.

homobortion by Jason Grimes December 29, 2005

zambortion 

The 1:16th scale, retarded love child between a Zamboni and a Street Sweeper. The Zambortion comes fully equipped with a retractible, flexible hose allowing its operator to perform abortions with a flick of the wrist, all the while never having to remove his fat ass from the built in toilet seat. The Zambortion is commonly found wherever there is a sidewalk and most importantly, direct visual contact with an extremely hot receptionist. While saline implants are not a requirement they will however, greatly increase your chances of an elusive Zambortion sighting.

Yo Yaz, I think the Zambortion driver is totally stalking you because he has been cleaning the same spot of sidewalk for like 5 hours. You better put the twins away before he jizzums!

zambortion by Yasmine's Stalker June 10, 2005

Hugbortion

A hug so severe in its intensity that it aborts the fetus of the individual who receives the hug.

The best time to get a hugbortion is all the time.

Hugbortion by NoExit10 November 24, 2011

Hamotional 

When you are so hungry that you aren't hungry, but you're upset and emotional

"Hey, are you alright?"
"Yeah, I guess.."
"You seem crabby"
"Nope, just haven't eaten yet"
"Ahhh, so you're definitely hamotional"

Hamotional by Thisjustmakessense June 7, 2022

hambontontionies

what crabs are called when exposed to radio activity while his host, being a male is having sexual intercourse with a female who is binestum positive

After sex next 2 a power plant, Jacob Masters became infested with hambontontionies

hambontontionies by jack off December 21, 2003