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HAMBORTION

When you give your hamster an abortion using a coat hanger.
"Last night, I performed my first and last hambortion"
HAMBORTION by Wire hangers only December 28, 2023
Words you can keep

hambition 

A burning ambition to rise up and achieve greatness combined with a strong aversion to throwing away one's shot, often leaving one unable to be satisfied. From Hamilton + ambition.
John: How did Alex finish 51 papers in 10 months?
James: Hambition.

homobortion 

On Daily Show, Jon Stewart used this word in his response to O'Reilly's accusation that he was waging a war on christmas. This word could possibly be a combination of homosexual and abortion
Jon Stewart (Daily Show - Dec 7, 2005): I will not rest until every year families gather to spend December 25th together at Osama's homobortion pot-n-commie jizzporium.
homobortion by Jason Grimes December 29, 2005

zambortion 

The 1:16th scale, retarded love child between a Zamboni and a Street Sweeper. The Zambortion comes fully equipped with a retractible, flexible hose allowing its operator to perform abortions with a flick of the wrist, all the while never having to remove his fat ass from the built in toilet seat. The Zambortion is commonly found wherever there is a sidewalk and most importantly, direct visual contact with an extremely hot receptionist. While saline implants are not a requirement they will however, greatly increase your chances of an elusive Zambortion sighting.
Yo Yaz, I think the Zambortion driver is totally stalking you because he has been cleaning the same spot of sidewalk for like 5 hours. You better put the twins away before he jizzums!
zambortion by Yasmine's Stalker June 10, 2005

Hugbortion

A hug so severe in its intensity that it aborts the fetus of the individual who receives the hug.
The best time to get a hugbortion is all the time.
Hugbortion by NoExit10 November 24, 2011

Hamotional 

When you are so hungry that you aren't hungry, but you're upset and emotional
"Hey, are you alright?"
"Yeah, I guess.."
"You seem crabby"
"Nope, just haven't eaten yet"
"Ahhh, so you're definitely hamotional"

hambontontionies

what crabs are called when exposed to radio activity while his host, being a male is having sexual intercourse with a female who is binestum positive
After sex next 2 a power plant, Jacob Masters became infested with hambontontionies
hambontontionies by jack off December 21, 2003
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026
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