Schlumberjacker's definitions

pillow cancer

When somebody flatulates on a pillow, then gives it to his friend, then the friend receives pink eye the next morning.

Hey, Benny just gave Jimmy's pillow, Pillow Cancer, wait till tomorrow when his eyes look like he's been in a 12 round boxing match.

by Schlumberjacker November 22, 2019

Oilfield 10

When a woman enters or works at an oilfield site with many males. A scale of 1 to 10 is required for scoring a woman's beauty, but in the oilfields, that scale is skewed. An average 5 beauty scale would make a woman a 10.

See that dirty old lady, she's an Oilfield 10.

by Schlumberjacker August 7, 2022

halibortion

A project or job that Halliburton did that was not done correctly or somebody else had to fix.

Halibortion came in and messed up the frack job, so we had to bring in Schlumberger to fix it.

by Schlumberjacker July 31, 2018