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Haleyville 

Hello! Welcome to Haleyville! "It's a great town!" said no one ever. Everyone is pretty awesome except for the hoes and psychopaths. Jacks and Guthries is PROBABLY the best thing we have here. Honestly, Guthries is way overpriced though. You should come t Haleyville.....if you have no self pride.
Boy 1: "I cannot wait to go to Walmart and hang out."
Boy @:2: "Yeah, lets go to Haleyville though."
Haleyville by Mars3245 December 6, 2018
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Haleyville Hopscotch

A Haleyville Hopscotch is where a woman sees how far she can squirt than an individual faceplants to lick all of the fluids off of the ground

Haleyville Hopscotch

A Haleyville Hopscotch is where a man sits on his wife's face and gets his hole locked whilst fucking her cooter with a big ass rock. She then sees how far she can squirt and after that the man has to then jump and faceplant himself in her squirt and lick it all up

harleysville 

A town northwest of Philly. One of the nicer spots in Pennsylvania. Harleysville seems to attract some of the more wealthy people in Pennsylvania. Most have big homes and expensive cars. A good percentage of teens in Harleysville are potheads, but stay away from most all other drugs. They are also used to getting whatever they want whenever they want it.
I live in Harleysville.
harleysville by 2312 August 25, 2007

Healesville 

Healesville, a small town on the outskirts of Melbourne, Australia. Where you'll find Kai Creek, crippled drug dealers, and people under the age of 10 that inhale ciggies
3777 in ya mouth in ya house

3777 = Healesville
Healesville by sf3c February 26, 2017

Harleysville 

Small town of 10000 people that is located North East of Philadelphia. Belongs to the Lower Salford Township and is located in the Souderton Area School District. Rich history of agriculture and the farm Heckler Plains which is where General George Washington kept his men during the revolutionary war. In the last 20 years farms have been sold and housing developments have taken over the area. Most homes being built are starting at $400K and have reached near 2 million.

In the past years Harleysville has doubled its population and has become a very desirable place to live in Pennsylvania. This is because of a great schooling system and its location close to high paying jobs around Philadelphia.

Harleysville average household income is almost double the average of the rest of PA. The average home in Harleysville is over twice the worth of the average home in PA. Parts of this small town have become some of the more wealthy parts of the northeast.

Harleysville is also home to many small businesses which are located on Route 63 which is the town’s busiest street. Also large companies have found their way into Harleysville like Walmart, Wawa, Gaint, Ace and many others.

zip code 19438
location 25 miles NE of Philadelphia
I live in a small town called Harleysville.
Harleysville by XJcrawler July 27, 2007

Haneyville Pop 

Take a stick, poke it in human feces, which is easily found in D6 of San Francisco, Supervisor Haney's district. Take shit on stick dip in chocolate roll in nuts.
Me and this dude just chilling in the TL, when this guy comes up trying to sell Haneyville Pops. WTF!
Haneyville Pop by Blue beets October 5, 2020
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