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1.) An Elf from the realm of Lothlorien in JRR Tolkien's "The Lord of the Rings." He meets the Fellowship when it enters Lorien and initially prohibits the Ring from entering the realm. Haldir only appears once in the books (in "The Fellowship of the Ring"), but Peter Jackson gave him a larger role in the films, where he appears in both "The Fellowship of the Ring" and "The Two Towers." In "The Two Towers" he leads an army of Elves to Helm's Deep to aid the people of Rohan. He is killed fighting in the ensuing battle, a notable change from the book. He is played by actor Craig Parker in the films.

2.) There is also brief mention of a Man named Haldir in Tolkien's "The Silmarillion." This Haldir is unrelated to the Elf in LOTR.

1. "Dude! Did you see Haldir's armor in the Two Towers? It's gorgeous as hell!"

"Haldir! To the keep!"

2. "Haldir? That dude in the Silmarillion who people get confused with the Elf in LOTR? Oh yeah, I know him. He died in the Battle of Unnumbered Tears."
haldir by Luv teh Elves April 17, 2008
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can only de achieved by being so drunk that you pass out and dream as if you are an alien on another planet similar to the hit movie Avatar.
Dude Chris was so hammed last night I think he was on Hamdora!!!
Hamdora by Christopher Vasileff February 8, 2010

Rob Halford 

The Metal God

Nothing more needs to be said
Rob Halford by Kelly April 21, 2005
A combination of gonorrhea and diarrhea that you contract from sleeping with a really dirty girl....Waking up with a burning secretion from your penis and an explosive case of the runs is a sure sign of Halorrhea...
Last night I got wasted and banged this really hot Mexican girl and all morning I've had really bad Halorrhea....

Dude, I think I caught Halorrhea from that Thai girl last night....
Halorrhea by SFLCAT May 4, 2009

eric halvorsen 

bassist of a rocket to the moon. stone cold fox. on a scale of awesomeness, he was rated a 13 out of 11. has dance moves you've never even seen yet. hits notes not even god can reach. is wild in bed, often to referred to as a hurricane.
"yo girl, you see that eric halvorsen? boy is a stone cold FOX"
eric halvorsen by dahurricayne March 12, 2009

Handorla 

A common name given to one's hand during the act of masturbation.
Dude 1: yo what you sayin tonight?
Dude 2: im goin on a date with Handorla

Dude 1: true
Handorla by Spanking Tom Connors January 24, 2011
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
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the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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