haldor

Haldor is a synonym for retard

"that guy over there is a total Haldor!"

"its realy Haldor to show ur D on television"

by Ruter_Knekt May 10, 2016

haldir

1.) An Elf from the realm of Lothlorien in JRR Tolkien's "The Lord of the Rings." He meets the Fellowship when it enters Lorien and initially prohibits the Ring from entering the realm. Haldir only appears once in the books (in "The Fellowship of the Ring"), but Peter Jackson gave him a larger role in the films, where he appears in both "The Fellowship of the Ring" and "The Two Towers." In "The Two Towers" he leads an army of Elves to Helm's Deep to aid the people of Rohan. He is killed fighting in the ensuing battle, a notable change from the book. He is played by actor Craig Parker in the films.

2.) There is also brief mention of a Man named Haldir in Tolkien's "The Silmarillion." This Haldir is unrelated to the Elf in LOTR.

1. "Dude! Did you see Haldir's armor in the Two Towers? It's gorgeous as hell!"

"Haldir! To the keep!"

2. "Haldir? That dude in the Silmarillion who people get confused with the Elf in LOTR? Oh yeah, I know him. He died in the Battle of Unnumbered Tears."

by Luv teh Elves April 17, 2008

Hamdora

can only de achieved by being so drunk that you pass out and dream as if you are an alien on another planet similar to the hit movie Avatar.

Dude Chris was so hammed last night I think he was on Hamdora!!!

by Christopher Vasileff February 8, 2010

Rob Halford

The Metal God

Nothing more needs to be said

Rob Halford is the Metal God

by Kelly April 21, 2005

Halorrhea

A combination of gonorrhea and diarrhea that you contract from sleeping with a really dirty girl....Waking up with a burning secretion from your penis and an explosive case of the runs is a sure sign of Halorrhea...

Last night I got wasted and banged this really hot Mexican girl and all morning I've had really bad Halorrhea....

Dude, I think I caught Halorrhea from that Thai girl last night....

by SFLCAT May 4, 2009

eric halvorsen

bassist of a rocket to the moon. stone cold fox. on a scale of awesomeness, he was rated a 13 out of 11. has dance moves you've never even seen yet. hits notes not even god can reach. is wild in bed, often to referred to as a hurricane.

"yo girl, you see that eric halvorsen? boy is a stone cold FOX"

by dahurricayne March 12, 2009

Handorla

A common name given to one's hand during the act of masturbation.

Dude 1: yo what you sayin tonight?
Dude 2: im goin on a date with Handorla

Dude 1: true

by Spanking Tom Connors January 24, 2011