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A wonderful song featuring cute lol- I mean fine ladies as well as having the ability to raise my PP
HAITAI~ (HAITAI) NAN KURUU NAI SAI
HAITAI~ (HAITAI) YASASHII
haitai by ayayaa ayuyuu May 15, 2018
A Rare case in which the tip of a males penis suffers hair growth on the foreskin. Like a pigeon slightly sticking his beak out of a tree bush.
A: I saw a hairtip in the locker room today
B: What's a hairtip?
A: Look down maybe? Lol
Hairtip by Schoolboy Quavo October 31, 2016

hairtard 

A disparaging nickname for someone who has styled their hair into something truly horrific.
It’s hard to fathom how someone with so much money could be such a flagrant and clueless hairtard.
hairtard by Dr Bunnygirl February 17, 2019

Hairtriggerdick 

Someone who cums exceptionally easily and quickly.
Thanks to his hairtriggerdick he's cumming in like 10 seconds and i just sit there awkwardly wondering what happened
Hairtriggerdick by munkie November 11, 2006

HairTight 

The degree to which a beard net worn by a street meat vendor actually prevents his hair from falling into the food.
Me: "Maybe they just forgot shave the hair from that lamb."

Willie: "Are you kidding? Did that beard net look hairtight to you?"

Me: "No, I suppose it didn't"
HairTight by BigAJ May 6, 2009

hairtitude 

When you know bitch gonna have an attitude just by the style of her haircut.
She got a hairtitude today because of the new haircut she got yesterday.
hairtitude by donmul April 19, 2016
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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