hairtastrophe

A complete hair disaster.

I've dyed my hair 18 times now and it still looks awful! What a hairtastrophe!!!

hairtastrophe by Mind Find December 26, 2008

hashtastrophe 

an event caused by a poorly rolled hash joint exploding at an inopportune time which results in burning hash embers falling on the felt of your poker table causing great damage, followed by laughter.

Poker player one passed the poorly rolled hash joint to poker player two and the motion caused a hashtastrophe!
Wow, this table looks like it as survived a few hashtastrophe's.
Roll that better, so we avoid a hashtastrophe.

hashtastrophe by RiverUagain November 19, 2013

hatastrophe

Walking into a store (Asda, today) and impulse buying a stylish beanie without trying it on (in case it made me look a dick) only to get outside, try it on in the car and realise that I looked a dick, but £5 lighter.

I had a hatastrophe at the Wal Marts today; i could have spent that fiver on scratch cards and not looked such a dick.

hatastrophe by Radstock_Jon_Jon October 25, 2008

hairastrophic 

When some lame lady or man gets their hair colour out of a box. It's always got a lot of orange in it and looks completely unnatural.

OMG! Look at that lady and her hairastrophic! Ewww.

hairastrophic by twisted scissors March 4, 2014

hasstastrophe 

when you have a crap teacher for history

Teacher: we have history now
Student: noooooo this is a hasstastrophe!!!

hasstastrophe by dolfin1234 July 23, 2019