Hairpaint 

Paint for a kids hair.

2. What dads use to make their sons feel appreciated.

Son: Dad, do you care about me?
Dad: Sure son.

Son: Really?
Dad: Yeah. Do i have to paint your hair now?

Son: Yeah!
Dad: Alright, I'll go stir the Hairpaint. I'm going to paint your hair boy. Meet me in the garage.

Hairpaint by xion4 May 11, 2011

dropping hairpins 

To give hints that one is gay. Usually in the act of determining whether or not a person is safe to come out to. Also to see if an object of desire is also gay.

When I was talking with Jim, I dropped a couple hairpins, but I don't think he picked up on them.

dropping hairpins by eggie December 2, 2003

Hairapist 

-noun her-uh-pist
"One who provides salon services specifically for the treatment and styling of hair while also providing methods to aid in one's psychological state/s of being."

Not only does my hairapist provide me with great advice for life but I always leave with a wonderful new hair-do, feeling great on the inside and out!

Hairapist by Southernguy_NYC September 2, 2009

hairapist 

one who cuts hair for a living, and after many years of hearing it all, and providing advice, receives an honorary PHD in therapy.

Forget cosmetology, a cosmetologist, or barber......... a hairapist describes anyone who cuts hair and has heard it all, but also gives advice.

hairapist by Iam8thWonder November 24, 2009

hairpin trigger 

Really called a hair trigger. It's a modification made to a gun which makes it respond to very little pressure on the trigger. Allows for faster firing.

If you get a semi-auto chopper, you better put a hairpin trigger on it.

hairpin trigger by Correy April 12, 2007

Hairpin Headache 

The soreness that results from wearing a hairstyle for a long period of time that pulls at the roots of the hair.

Alice took down my hair from its style, saving me from a hairpin headache later on.

Hairpin Headache by LeShea Setsuna October 11, 2008

Hirpantesqutee 

A catch-all term for things that are very similar to other things, but intentionally skewed in order to be recognizably based on something but different enough that if it was presented without context it would be unlikely to remind the viewer of the source material. It is similar to satire, or parody, but doesn't contain the connotation of mockery.

That dude with long hair looks like a hirpantesqutee Marilyn Manson.

Hirpantesqutee by PricklyPearGames November 6, 2020