Skip to main content

Hairpaint 

Paint for a kids hair.

2. What dads use to make their sons feel appreciated.
Son: Dad, do you care about me?
Dad: Sure son.

Son: Really?
Dad: Yeah. Do i have to paint your hair now?

Son: Yeah!
Dad: Alright, I'll go stir the Hairpaint. I'm going to paint your hair boy. Meet me in the garage.
Hairpaint by xion4 May 11, 2011
Urban Dictionary Merch
Your favorite words on things you can wear, drink from, read, or give to a friend.
The Urban Dictionary Store sells gifts you’ll have to explain.

dropping hairpins 

To give hints that one is gay. Usually in the act of determining whether or not a person is safe to come out to. Also to see if an object of desire is also gay.
When I was talking with Jim, I dropped a couple hairpins, but I don't think he picked up on them.
dropping hairpins by eggie December 2, 2003

Hairapist 

-noun her-uh-pist
"One who provides salon services specifically for the treatment and styling of hair while also providing methods to aid in one's psychological state/s of being."
Not only does my hairapist provide me with great advice for life but I always leave with a wonderful new hair-do, feeling great on the inside and out!
Hairapist by Southernguy_NYC September 2, 2009

hairapist 

one who cuts hair for a living, and after many years of hearing it all, and providing advice, receives an honorary PHD in therapy.
Forget cosmetology, a cosmetologist, or barber......... a hairapist describes anyone who cuts hair and has heard it all, but also gives advice.
hairapist by Iam8thWonder November 24, 2009

hairpin trigger 

Really called a hair trigger. It's a modification made to a gun which makes it respond to very little pressure on the trigger. Allows for faster firing.
If you get a semi-auto chopper, you better put a hairpin trigger on it.
hairpin trigger by Correy April 12, 2007

Hairpin Headache 

The soreness that results from wearing a hairstyle for a long period of time that pulls at the roots of the hair.
Alice took down my hair from its style, saving me from a hairpin headache later on.
Hairpin Headache by LeShea Setsuna October 11, 2008

Hirpantesqutee 

A catch-all term for things that are very similar to other things, but intentionally skewed in order to be recognizably based on something but different enough that if it was presented without context it would be unlikely to remind the viewer of the source material. It is similar to satire, or parody, but doesn't contain the connotation of mockery.
That dude with long hair looks like a hirpantesqutee Marilyn Manson.
Hirpantesqutee by PricklyPearGames November 6, 2020
More from Urban Dictionary

briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
Load more