hairpies 

When you can't decide if you have AIDS or herpes.

So my friend didn't know if I had AIDS or herpes so she said I have hairpies

hairpies by Cleric_Person August 2, 2018

dropping hairpins 

To give hints that one is gay. Usually in the act of determining whether or not a person is safe to come out to. Also to see if an object of desire is also gay.

When I was talking with Jim, I dropped a couple hairpins, but I don't think he picked up on them.

dropping hairpins by eggie December 2, 2003

hairpie crisis 

When, after giving oral sex to a woman with a hairy vagina, the dude has a few pubic hairs stuck in his teeth.

I had a job interview that I thought went great. I did not get the job and when I got to my car I looked at my face in the rear view mirror and saw a bunch of pubic hairs in my teeth. I realized this is why i failed in my interview. After giving Sophia head before my interview I forgot to check my mouth and floss. This fucking hairpie crisis caused me to blow my interview!

hairpie crisis by Donald Cowboy Cerrone September 27, 2017

The Hairies

A group of teenagers who can normally be spotted with the guys having long hair and adolescent beards, whereas the girls will often have medium length hair and could be seen as in boyish clothes. Often the ethos of the group is that, they are anti-fashion and trends.

Some may view them as pretentious as for example, many will listen to bands that no one has heard of, just for the sake that no one has heard of them.

They could also be considered modern day hippies.

the kids wearing jumpers in summer with the long hair, that's the Hairies.

The Hairies by mr.boomfantastic. July 12, 2010

Queen of the Harpies 

Female who nags a lot for no reason.
Related to mythilogical female creatures with wings who made load shrieking noises.

My bird was harping up at me cos I wanted to go out with the lads.
She harped up
Sorry I was late boys the misses was harping up.
Watch out lads shes got a harp on
That as a close one lads she nearly got her wings out

Queen of the Harpies by Dude December 10, 2003

Hairpes

the little hairs that get on your pillow from forgetting to shower after a haircut.

"dammit man, I just gave myself hairpes"

Hairpes by NBern0411 January 30, 2018

harpies

What you call girls that gang up on a guy.

Boy: Did those harpies chase after you last night?
Other Boy: Yeah, it was horrible! I couldn't get that lipstick off me!

harpies by Kat_1988 November 7, 2007