hairsies 

Magical bush love. No judgment, just pure hippy pube love.

Only the Velcro magic of pubic entanglement could satisfy the Aborigines. Crocodile Dundee obliged the hairsies fest with his velvet fro from down under. The bush on bush in the bush was...bushy.

hairsies by bushmaster frojo September 18, 2013

The Hairies

A group of teenagers who can normally be spotted with the guys having long hair and adolescent beards, whereas the girls will often have medium length hair and could be seen as in boyish clothes. Often the ethos of the group is that, they are anti-fashion and trends.

Some may view them as pretentious as for example, many will listen to bands that no one has heard of, just for the sake that no one has heard of them.

They could also be considered modern day hippies.

the kids wearing jumpers in summer with the long hair, that's the Hairies.

The Hairies by mr.boomfantastic. July 12, 2010

Hairsist 

A person who defines people by their hair.

-"What is that hair? Is he emo? "
-"You hairsist! lol"

Hairsist by what1212 November 28, 2014

Hairsist 

A Person who shows or feels discrimination or prejudice against people of other hair styles or hair colors. or who believes that a particular hair color or hairstyle is superior to another. Showing jealousy or prejudice superiority over one´s hair color or style.

Brunette hair girl: Blonde girls are dumb. brunette´s know better
Blonde girl: That is so hairsist!

Hairsist by TheAwesomeGunk January 24, 2020

Hairies 

Your two hairy balls. Your boys. Your fuzzy coin purse. The curlies.

Did you have a chance to see Big Eck's Big Hairies?

Man, my hairies fuckin stink today! Someone hand me the ball bucket - I need to dunk these boys!

Let me see those hairies. I want to see what kind of man you are.

Hairies by Shit heart May 28, 2021

hairpies 

When you can't decide if you have AIDS or herpes.

So my friend didn't know if I had AIDS or herpes so she said I have hairpies

hairpies by Cleric_Person August 2, 2018

Hairies 

A U.K. undercover agent, long hair maybe bleached blonde, in some cases abnormally tall due to HGH. Will suck a golf ball through a garden hose for intel. Gives away/ wants to buy drugs.

I’d stay away from those guys in a band who hang around the university, they are hairies.

Hairies by WiddleWaddle April 9, 2022