hairpes

a made-up disease of the hair (from: herpes); hair is messed up

When she woke up she looked like her hair had hairpes.

by Jklkl December 13, 2005

Hairpes

the little hairs that get on your pillow from forgetting to shower after a haircut.

"dammit man, I just gave myself hairpes"

by NBern0411 January 30, 2018

Ingrown Hairpes

A condition of multiple red bumps around the pubic area that could be mistaken for herpes, resulting from ingrown hairs. These ingrown hairs were most likely caused by a fresh, baby's bottom smooth shave job after several days if not weeks of non-shaving.

Jack: Dude I think i caught the herps.
Dan: Did you shave your junk recently?
Jack: Yeah yesterday for that party.
Dan: Then its probably just Ingrown Hairpes, your fine.

by captnporkchop September 14, 2011