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Ingrown Hairpes
A condition of multiple red bumps around the pubic area that could be mistaken for herpes, resulting from ingrown hairs. These ingrown hairs were most likely caused by a fresh, baby's bottom smooth shave job after several days if not weeks of non-shaving.
Jack: Dude I think i caught the herps.
Dan: Did you shave your junk recently?
Jack: Yeah yesterday for that party.
Dan: Then its probably just Ingrown Hairpes, your fine.
Dan: Did you shave your junk recently?
Jack: Yeah yesterday for that party.
Dan: Then its probably just Ingrown Hairpes, your fine.
Ingrown Hairpes by captnporkchop September 14, 2011
The Hairies
A group of teenagers who can normally be spotted with the guys having long hair and adolescent beards, whereas the girls will often have medium length hair and could be seen as in boyish clothes. Often the ethos of the group is that, they are anti-fashion and trends.
Some may view them as pretentious as for example, many will listen to bands that no one has heard of, just for the sake that no one has heard of them.
They could also be considered modern day hippies.
Some may view them as pretentious as for example, many will listen to bands that no one has heard of, just for the sake that no one has heard of them.
They could also be considered modern day hippies.
The Hairies by mr.boomfantastic. July 12, 2010
Hairless Cat
A breed of cat also known as the Sphnx cat. Requires an open heart due to its 'interesting' look. With barely any hair and very wrinkly skin, it looks like a naked mole rat with bat ears and feels like a warm peach when pet. Due to its lack of fur, it has a higher metabolism to regulate its body temperature. Upside: cat is very warm and makes a nice feet warmer. Downside: literally inhales food and poops 'like a boss.' A very good pet to have around Halloween! :)
Mojo was a very UGLY hairless cat:
Geez man, what is that thing?
It is a hairless cat, I think. Either that or something that was involved in a horrible microwave accident.
Sophie was a very PRETTY hairless cat:
Aww! What is that adorable creature?
It is a hairless cat, I think. Either that or an ANGEL!!! :P
*Based on personal experience, the beauty of these cats is in the eye of the beholder.* <3
Geez man, what is that thing?
It is a hairless cat, I think. Either that or something that was involved in a horrible microwave accident.
Sophie was a very PRETTY hairless cat:
Aww! What is that adorable creature?
It is a hairless cat, I think. Either that or an ANGEL!!! :P
*Based on personal experience, the beauty of these cats is in the eye of the beholder.* <3
Hairless Cat by iluvmybaldkitties November 8, 2011
hairesy
That hairstyle is so hairesy! Get the holy water!
hairless cat
hairless cat by dumratatata August 20, 2020
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Ratfucker
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026
Witch Bath
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026