Hairpes

the little hairs that get on your pillow from forgetting to shower after a haircut.

"dammit man, I just gave myself hairpes"

Hairpes by NBern0411 January 30, 2018

hairpes

a made-up disease of the hair (from: herpes); hair is messed up

When she woke up she looked like her hair had hairpes.

hairpes by Jklkl December 13, 2005

Ingrown Hairpes 

A condition of multiple red bumps around the pubic area that could be mistaken for herpes, resulting from ingrown hairs. These ingrown hairs were most likely caused by a fresh, baby's bottom smooth shave job after several days if not weeks of non-shaving.

Jack: Dude I think i caught the herps.
Dan: Did you shave your junk recently?
Jack: Yeah yesterday for that party.
Dan: Then its probably just Ingrown Hairpes, your fine.

Ingrown Hairpes by captnporkchop September 14, 2011

The Hairies

A group of teenagers who can normally be spotted with the guys having long hair and adolescent beards, whereas the girls will often have medium length hair and could be seen as in boyish clothes. Often the ethos of the group is that, they are anti-fashion and trends.

Some may view them as pretentious as for example, many will listen to bands that no one has heard of, just for the sake that no one has heard of them.

They could also be considered modern day hippies.

the kids wearing jumpers in summer with the long hair, that's the Hairies.

The Hairies by mr.boomfantastic. July 12, 2010

Hairless Cat 

A breed of cat also known as the Sphnx cat. Requires an open heart due to its 'interesting' look. With barely any hair and very wrinkly skin, it looks like a naked mole rat with bat ears and feels like a warm peach when pet. Due to its lack of fur, it has a higher metabolism to regulate its body temperature. Upside: cat is very warm and makes a nice feet warmer. Downside: literally inhales food and poops 'like a boss.' A very good pet to have around Halloween! :)

Mojo was a very UGLY hairless cat:
Geez man, what is that thing?
It is a hairless cat, I think. Either that or something that was involved in a horrible microwave accident.

Sophie was a very PRETTY hairless cat:
Aww! What is that adorable creature?
It is a hairless cat, I think. Either that or an ANGEL!!! :P

*Based on personal experience, the beauty of these cats is in the eye of the beholder.* <3

Hairless Cat by iluvmybaldkitties November 8, 2011

hairesy 

When you hair has committed crime against God

That hairstyle is so hairesy! Get the holy water!

hairesy by Pika June 4, 2016

hairless cat 

Landon

hi hairless cat

hairless cat by dumratatata August 20, 2020