hafadas
basically, a hafadas is a piercing in the male genital region. Its in the upper part of the scrotum.
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Habadassery
Like a haberdashery, but for badasses. Rathers than bowties and cufflinks, a habadassery sells leather jackets and explosions.
Currency in a habadassery usually takes the form of flying kicks, boners, and bullets to the face.
It is a little known fact that habadasserii (the plural spelling) actually existed before haberdasheries. Haberdasheries were created to cater for young men with more money than cojones, hoping to earn valuable street credits from fine tailoring rather than rough fisticuffs. Now the art of the habadasser is largely forgotten, and truly kick-ass explosions are hard to come by.
Currency in a habadassery usually takes the form of flying kicks, boners, and bullets to the face.
It is a little known fact that habadasserii (the plural spelling) actually existed before haberdasheries. Haberdasheries were created to cater for young men with more money than cojones, hoping to earn valuable street credits from fine tailoring rather than rough fisticuffs. Now the art of the habadasser is largely forgotten, and truly kick-ass explosions are hard to come by.
Foolish male: I need to go shopping for some dandy new clothes. Would you care to accompany me to the nearest haberdashery?
REAL MAN: What the hell? Shuck that jive!
I'm not shopping with you coz I'm not your wife!
Especially not in a gorram haberdashery,
My balls care not for such exotic finery.
Real men don't shop, non-stop they BUY.
And they only buy from habadasserii.
Also they intentionally rhyme, all the time.
Foolish male: That was quite a funky little song. Habadasserii?
REAL MAN: Its the plural of habadassery. Like octopii.
REAL MAN: What the hell? Shuck that jive!
I'm not shopping with you coz I'm not your wife!
Especially not in a gorram haberdashery,
My balls care not for such exotic finery.
Real men don't shop, non-stop they BUY.
And they only buy from habadasserii.
Also they intentionally rhyme, all the time.
Foolish male: That was quite a funky little song. Habadasserii?
REAL MAN: Its the plural of habadassery. Like octopii.
Habadassery by Blaah Blaah April 6, 2010
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Hafada
A surface piercing located anywhere on the skin of the scrotum. The Hafada (or scrotum piercing) does not penetrate deep into the scrotum, and is relatively painless due to the looseness and flexibilty of the skin in that area.
The piercings can be filled with Captive bead rings or barbells (flat or curved).
The piercings can be filled with Captive bead rings or barbells (flat or curved).
hafada ladder
A series of piercings running along and perpendicular to the crease of skin in the center of the scrotum. Can be accompanied by a frenum ladder and/or a gouche ladder
hafada ladder by SoulfulZen January 18, 2006
Roast Beef Habadasher
Roast Beef Habadasher by razmanaz March 10, 2009
habadasher
someone who sells mens clothing, spacifically assorted small items like cufflinks, ties, spare buttons, collar stays etc.
habadasher by Harry8 February 26, 2009
habadasherie
Means choas or disorder; a situation in which control has been lost.
As if an oragnized sitution or grouping of things has been thrown into disarray.
As if an oragnized sitution or grouping of things has been thrown into disarray.
habadasherie by Xenri February 19, 2009
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