hafadas 

basically, a hafadas is a piercing in the male genital region. Its in the upper part of the scrotum.

Dude, I just got my hafadas pierced and my girlfriend thinks its really hot.

hafadas by flame May 22, 2005

Habadassery 

Like a haberdashery, but for badasses. Rathers than bowties and cufflinks, a habadassery sells leather jackets and explosions.

Currency in a habadassery usually takes the form of flying kicks, boners, and bullets to the face.

It is a little known fact that habadasserii (the plural spelling) actually existed before haberdasheries. Haberdasheries were created to cater for young men with more money than cojones, hoping to earn valuable street credits from fine tailoring rather than rough fisticuffs. Now the art of the habadasser is largely forgotten, and truly kick-ass explosions are hard to come by.

Foolish male: I need to go shopping for some dandy new clothes. Would you care to accompany me to the nearest haberdashery?

REAL MAN: What the hell? Shuck that jive!
I'm not shopping with you coz I'm not your wife!
Especially not in a gorram haberdashery,
My balls care not for such exotic finery.
Real men don't shop, non-stop they BUY.
And they only buy from habadasserii.
Also they intentionally rhyme, all the time.

Foolish male: That was quite a funky little song. Habadasserii?

REAL MAN: Its the plural of habadassery. Like octopii.

Habadassery by Blaah Blaah April 6, 2010

Hafada 

A surface piercing located anywhere on the skin of the scrotum. The Hafada (or scrotum piercing) does not penetrate deep into the scrotum, and is relatively painless due to the looseness and flexibilty of the skin in that area.

The piercings can be filled with Captive bead rings or barbells (flat or curved).

John Doe just got a Hafada to go with his Prince Albert and Guiche!

Hafada by Dennology October 3, 2008

hafada ladder 

A series of piercings running along and perpendicular to the crease of skin in the center of the scrotum. Can be accompanied by a frenum ladder and/or a gouche ladder

Sure, hafada piercings may be traditional in Arab culture, but why get a hafada ladder?

hafada ladder by SoulfulZen January 18, 2006

Roast Beef Habadasher

When a man inserts his bald head into a woman's vagina.

That gal was so loose I gave her the roast beef habadasher. Nearly got over my ears.

Roast Beef Habadasher by razmanaz March 10, 2009

habadasher 

someone who sells mens clothing, spacifically assorted small items like cufflinks, ties, spare buttons, collar stays etc.

i went to the habadasher to get a bow tie and cumberbund

habadasher by Harry8 February 26, 2009

habadasherie 

Means choas or disorder; a situation in which control has been lost.
As if an oragnized sitution or grouping of things has been thrown into disarray.

Upon finding the mess, the man yelled "What is the menaing of al lthis habadasherie?!"

habadasherie by Xenri February 19, 2009