Habadassery

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Like a haberdashery, but for badasses. Rathers than bowties and cufflinks, a habadassery sells leather jackets and explosions.

Currency in a habadassery usually takes the form of flying kicks, boners, and bullets to the face.

It is a little known fact that habadasserii (the plural spelling) actually existed before haberdasheries. Haberdasheries were created to cater for young men with more money than cojones, hoping to earn valuable street credits from fine tailoring rather than rough fisticuffs. Now the art of the habadasser is largely forgotten, and truly kick-ass explosions are hard to come by.

Foolish male: I need to go shopping for some dandy new clothes. Would you care to accompany me to the nearest haberdashery?

REAL MAN: What the hell? Shuck that jive!
I'm not shopping with you coz I'm not your wife!
Especially not in a gorram haberdashery,
My balls care not for such exotic finery.
Real men don't shop, non-stop they BUY.
And they only buy from habadasserii.
Also they intentionally rhyme, all the time.

Foolish male: That was quite a funky little song. Habadasserii?

REAL MAN: Its the plural of habadassery. Like octopii.

Habadassery by Blaah Blaah April 6, 2010

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Headassery

The act of doing dumbass shit

The Headassery of Vape Squad 2.0 is unbelievable

Headassery by Lq3 May 11, 2016

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Headassery

The act of doing stupid shit

Girl 1: my boyfriend cheated on me 2 weeks ago, but he’s changed now so we’re getting back together

Girl 2: Stop the headassery, you know damn well he hasn’t changed

Headassery by Cabbage11 April 23, 2018

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Headassery

The act of one or the action that is headass or in other words foolish or wild.

Ex: *sees something fucked up*
"What kind of headassery is going on here?!"

Headassery by Mr.Headass April 17, 2017

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Headassery

One's stupidity on their own or another individual's behalf.

The amount of headassery at this place is unreal, I swear.

Headassery by StormFury/JaeTang April 23, 2018

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Headassery

the actions of being a headass

oml jessica, the headassery!!

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Headassery Inc.

The act of a large volume of people doing "dumb shit" or acting like "bitches"

"Y'all niggas repping headassery inc. with that shit you be talking!"

Headassery Inc. by Savion bitches August 5, 2017

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Overstand

To understand a topic or statement to the highest extent.

Leroy, after being told the tenth time by his sister, did overstand her idea of robbing the 7-11.

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minimap

A map that mostly tells you where everything is

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Pink Cloud

12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they're sober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.

The new guy seems pretty happy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.

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Dotard

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That dotard is going to get us all blown up, if he doesn't calm down .

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Striver

The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.

The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.

The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.

Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.

Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh

Striver by URM Striver January 3, 2009

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