haever

Verb. To vomit, or more specifically, projectile vomit

Oh my god, after I douple-dropped those white hearts I had the biggest haever outside the club.

by Kid June 20, 2004

haever

To be in the position of not being able to make up your mind whether or not to cut off your hippy nit-infested dreads

Kid haevered back and forth, but stopped short of actually decided to lop off his locks

by becy June 23, 2004

hamverbot

An event that happens multiple times per year, most often on Sundays, which elicits groans of dissatisfaction from around the world

-Hamverbot is better than Hambotver.
-Agreed.

by Friebay May 2, 2021

Wife Haver

People that have wives

Phil: I'm so sad
Wilbur: Well You're the one that had a wife
Tommy: Yeah! Wife Haver

by Womnx February 2, 2021

huever

Alternative for "whoever"

huever did this, needs to die!

by muffingg January 24, 2011

hamverbot

It's the most common F1 podium we get to see in the latest years, despite hopes of interesting fights with different outcomes:

1st. Hamilton

2nd. Verstappen

3rd. Bottas
It can be a really painful and boring thing to see, expecially for Verstappen's fans and Bottas's fans (if any). Thus it can be generalized as something you don't really want to happen again, but deep inside you know it's gonna happen anyways and hurt your feelings.

1. "Yeah guys, that math exam was tough. I don't know if I passed it" - "Mate, you're gonna get full marks there, it's hamverbot for us"
2. "Sir, I think Dogecoin's value is finally coming to a neverending dip" - "Hamverbot. Buy more using your life insurance's money"
3. "It's lights out and away we go! Verstappen goes into turn 1, and goes past the mercedes!" (...) "Verstappen now leading by 22 seconds" (...) "GET IN THERE LEWIS"

by Timebreakerita May 9, 2021

havering

To talk nonsense or to chatter (origin was Sir W. Scott); used in The Proclaimers song "I'm Gonna Be (500 Miles)".

Drinking, more often than not, leads to havering

by vault_boy_87 January 9, 2011