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Verb. To vomit, or more specifically, projectile vomit
Oh my god, after I douple-dropped those white hearts I had the biggest haever outside the club.
haever by Kid June 20, 2004
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To be in the position of not being able to make up your mind whether or not to cut off your hippy nit-infested dreads
Kid haevered back and forth, but stopped short of actually decided to lop off his locks
haever by becy June 23, 2004
An event that happens multiple times per year, most often on Sundays, which elicits groans of dissatisfaction from around the world
hamverbot by Friebay May 2, 2021

Wife Haver

People that have wives
Phil: I'm so sad
Wilbur: Well You're the one that had a wife
Tommy: Yeah! Wife Haver
Wife Haver by Womnx February 2, 2021
huever did this, needs to die!
huever by muffingg January 24, 2011
It's the most common F1 podium we get to see in the latest years, despite hopes of interesting fights with different outcomes:

1st. Hamilton

2nd. Verstappen

3rd. Bottas
It can be a really painful and boring thing to see, expecially for Verstappen's fans and Bottas's fans (if any). Thus it can be generalized as something you don't really want to happen again, but deep inside you know it's gonna happen anyways and hurt your feelings.
1. "Yeah guys, that math exam was tough. I don't know if I passed it" - "Mate, you're gonna get full marks there, it's hamverbot for us"
2. "Sir, I think Dogecoin's value is finally coming to a neverending dip" - "Hamverbot. Buy more using your life insurance's money"
3. "It's lights out and away we go! Verstappen goes into turn 1, and goes past the mercedes!" (...) "Verstappen now leading by 22 seconds" (...) "GET IN THERE LEWIS"
hamverbot by Timebreakerita May 9, 2021

havering 

To talk nonsense or to chatter (origin was Sir W. Scott); used in The Proclaimers song "I'm Gonna Be (500 Miles)".
Drinking, more often than not, leads to havering
havering by vault_boy_87 January 9, 2011
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The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...
I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.
kitbash by geru January 15, 2006
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Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026
Word of the Day on September 10, 2026
Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023
Word of the Day on September 9, 2026

Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
Word of the Day on September 8, 2026
Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
Word of the Day on September 7, 2026
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