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Habadassery 

Like a haberdashery, but for badasses. Rathers than bowties and cufflinks, a habadassery sells leather jackets and explosions.

Currency in a habadassery usually takes the form of flying kicks, boners, and bullets to the face.

It is a little known fact that habadasserii (the plural spelling) actually existed before haberdasheries. Haberdasheries were created to cater for young men with more money than cojones, hoping to earn valuable street credits from fine tailoring rather than rough fisticuffs. Now the art of the habadasser is largely forgotten, and truly kick-ass explosions are hard to come by.
Foolish male: I need to go shopping for some dandy new clothes. Would you care to accompany me to the nearest haberdashery?

REAL MAN: What the hell? Shuck that jive!
I'm not shopping with you coz I'm not your wife!
Especially not in a gorram haberdashery,
My balls care not for such exotic finery.
Real men don't shop, non-stop they BUY.
And they only buy from habadasserii.
Also they intentionally rhyme, all the time.

Foolish male: That was quite a funky little song. Habadasserii?

REAL MAN: Its the plural of habadassery. Like octopii.
Habadassery by Blaah Blaah April 6, 2010

habadabadaba 

A slang word for hot women. enough said
"That woman has a nice rack!"
"Habadabadaba!"
habadabadaba by Stuffattack May 1, 2010

Habalahump

Habalahump (Pronounced Huh-buh-luh-hump) *.noun: - 1: Commonly used when any amount of effort is taking place. (IE Hurling a midget across a large chasm). 2: A universal greeting that is often accompanied by a point of the finger or a nod towards the recipient of the salutation.
Josh sees Brandon walking down the street. "Habalahump!" he says with a nod. Brandon immediately acknowledges the friendly greeting.
Habalahump by Brown287 March 13, 2009

habadabah 

Faux-Arabic word meaning "ass troll". Derivative of U-M Dearborn.
"Habib, you're such a habadabah."
habadabah by Dizzle March 29, 2005

Habadanicha 

When one has issues, this is the one that is supposedly the worst. Sounds similar to a newly discovered STD, but implies that someone is strung out on love for another person whom also has many issues, one usually being habadanicha.
"Yeah I've got issues, and one of them is habadanicha" ~ Julia Michaels
Habadanicha by Xxxehanort April 24, 2017

Habadangadoo 

An ugly person who looks like an entire creature which is considered a habadangadoo
He’s a habadangadoo no joke,habadangadoo’s like him are mad hideous.
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1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
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Usage:
* Often casual, ironic, or meme-y
* Can imply effortless weight loss, suppressed hunger, or being “powered by pharmaceuticals”

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