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A comination of hating and hearting somone at the same time, typically when a friend insults you and you affectionally hate on them for their insult and love them at the same time.
following an insult to friend 1...

friend 1: I hate you.
friend 2: No you don't, you know you heart me.
friend 1: I haarte you.
friend 2: I'll take it.
haarte by ignoscrabbite April 7, 2009
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Van Harted 

When one makes a spectacular "roast" or "burn" in class. Named after the infamous deified journalist, guitarist, and teacher, Adam Van Hart.
Typically followed by the entirety of the word exclaiming in perfect unison, "Ooooh, you just got Van Harted!"
Student: Hey, Mr. Van Hart! I think you made a mistake here.
Mr. Van Hart: I was just learning from your parents.
Rest of World: Ooooh, you just got Van Harted!
Van Harted by Pizza Pie December 2, 2016
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Hearteater 

The hearteater is like the grim reaper. Instead of comng for your soul, it comes for your (emotional) heart. It usually works with the grim reaper to get the emotions from dead or drying people. But often, it will come from those who expect it the least. The hearteater will swap your heart with "poison" That poison can make you feel suicidal, anxious or depressed.
The hearteater came for Emily...
She died so young.
Hearteater by theyreallfine October 18, 2019

Harte-Hanks 

A building of broken dreams coated with the tears of desperation.
Conselor : Do you have any dreams of hopes in your future?

Client : N0 , I worked for harte-hanks...

cold hearted bitch 

A cold hearted bitch is a person who has gone through a lot of stuff, a person who seemed to care about others too much and received nothing but disrespect and bad shit in exchange. By that the person switched up, he/she stopped caring about anything they kept everything to them selves and showed no type of emotions
"She's been treated like shit so many times, she became a cold hearted bitch"

light-hearted 

a moment where there's humor and having fun
There's nothing wrong with being light-hearted at times to break the formality.
light-hearted by Gerard Irick March 6, 2010

Haaretzism

HAARETZISM: Haaretz hate site, anti-Jewish racism, fabrication, half-truths, pro-terror, false Racialization:

Since, especially, the early 2000s' unreliable Haaretz has been systematically exaggerating, often invented fake news, fabricating facts (sometimes apologizing weakly and only after the falsehood was widely disseminated) and apologetic for racist Arab attacks targeting Jews, yet slapping falsely the "racism" label exclusively on those that fear the very racist attacks. In general, using big words terminology like "racism" and "fascism" when not even related (some stated, it's intended for bait clicks). It has incited repeatedly for violence. And above all, has been spreading hatred against Jews, including vile hate cartoons. It's widely quoted by neo-Nazis. And all of the above, with a fanaticism. In its zealotry, it even rewrites history.

Hate And A Racialization Earoneous Termimolgy Zone.

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Harm.
Hate.
Hostility.
Hoax.
Humbug.
hoodwink.
Hatched.
Half-truths.

History-rewriters.

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Artificial.
Altering.

Aberrant.
Abhorrence.

Animus.
Animosity.

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Racist.
Racializations.
Arouse.
Rancor.
Repugnance.
Revulsion.
Red herring.
Rewriting.

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Erroneous, ersatz.
Erroneous-editors.
Eagerness.
Exaggeration.
Erratic.
Enmity.
Enmity-effortfully.
Egging-on-Encourage-Enmity.

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Trolls.
Trump-up.
Text-To-Tap-In...
Tar, Tarnishing.
Twisted-Terminology.

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Zealots-Zone.
Zero, Zilch.
That's Haaretzism
Haaretzism by Truth VS lies October 14, 2021
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