When you’re doods at everything. A haares has a bad hairline, wears sketchers, and doesn’t know how to read. Being called a, “haares”, is the worst insult known to man. It means you are illiterate, smell bad, and quite possibly are bad at everything ever.
Person A: *messes up or does something stupid*
Person B: Are you haares?
by FortniteFan2000 August 22, 2020
Get the Haares mug.
Any girl who likes multiple cocks within range of physical contact. Otherwise known as a slut, whore, skank, or hoe. Generally any woman who tends to be promiscuous.
by Tara Kelly October 2, 2011
Get the Haar mug.
a man that has no will to live; often a person that attends a southern university with hopes that someday he will reach black status; men that have an outty are usually considered this; socks and sandals
Dude, that guy is so haars, watch as he attends a black person convention!
by rigg October 29, 2007
Get the haars mug.
1) My lord and savior.

2) Newark's own TV personality.
Me: "Oh my God, it's TV's Ben Haar!"

TV's Ben Haar: "That's a little redundant, isn't it?"
by GL Hal Jordan October 24, 2009
Get the Ben Haar mug.
The most awesome person ever. Very attractive and crazy. Sexy and has a big penis. All the ladies love him, and even the gay men. His girlfriend loves him so much.
Kjetil Haare is freakin amazing we all love him
by Klingon March 31, 2018
Get the Kjetil Haare mug.