Hearteater

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The hearteater is like the grim reaper. Instead of comng for your soul, it comes for your (emotional) heart. It usually works with the grim reaper to get the emotions from dead or drying people. But often, it will come from those who expect it the least. The hearteater will swap your heart with "poison" That poison can make you feel suicidal, anxious or depressed.

The hearteater came for Emily...
She died so young.

Hearteater by theyreallfine October 18, 2019

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hearteater

A person that you used to be in love with but that person hurt you and didn’t care at all, then the person acts like he/she cares about you when they don’t

She hurt me and now she is a hearteater

hearteater by Sad15yearold March 29, 2019

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Heart Eater • headbeater • Heartmate • heat-seater • hat eater • Head eater • Heart Attract • heart letter • Heart Melter • Heart Raper

Heart Eater

A girl that makes you love her then pretends she loves you then she dumps you and does that to all of your friends and no matter how much you warn them they don't listen.

Grace is a Heart Eater

Heart Eater by halofandt73 October 9, 2016

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heart eater

A male or female who pretends to love their significant other and use them because they're lonely then soon break up with that other person.

She became a heart eater after her boyfriend broke up with her.

heart eater by i won't break July 27, 2018

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Heart Eater

A boy/girl that makes you love him/her then pretends he/she loves you then he/she dumps you and has pleasure of the pain your feeling.

My boyfriend was a heart Eater

Heart Eater by El italiano 57 January 29, 2020

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heart eater

a female or male who who pretends to love you & uses you because they are feeling lonely.. then dumps you.

Michael is a heart eater, don’t trust him.

heart eater by sxddd July 21, 2018

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Heart Eater

A female or male who you are in love with and they pretend to care about you and uses you but then dumps you or hurt you and then act like you’re the one who fucked shit up

She is a heart eater and doesn’t care about me

Heart Eater by Sad15yearold June 10, 2019

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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