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Hartej is a sexy man who loves curry and Nando's. And his sister is a duck who has a nice ass
"Hartej!! They are stealing your curry!"
Hartej by Peeenlover November 20, 2019
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Hartej • Harte Hanks • hartesh • hartaj • harted • Harten • hareej • Harpejji • harte • Harteex
Hartej is a Hindi verb used to describe an act of human bulldozing or knocking things over using a human body part. Usually used on an obese person.
“Oh my god look he keeps knocking things over, he’s doing a hartej”
Hartej by Scjakbwbk October 9, 2018

Van Harted 

When one makes a spectacular "roast" or "burn" in class. Named after the infamous deified journalist, guitarist, and teacher, Adam Van Hart.
Typically followed by the entirety of the word exclaiming in perfect unison, "Ooooh, you just got Van Harted!"
Student: Hey, Mr. Van Hart! I think you made a mistake here.
Mr. Van Hart: I was just learning from your parents.
Rest of World: Ooooh, you just got Van Harted!
Van Harted by Pizza Pie December 2, 2016

Harte-Hanks 

A building of broken dreams coated with the tears of desperation.
Conselor : Do you have any dreams of hopes in your future?

Client : N0 , I worked for harte-hanks...

harte hanks

just means the very worst/the absolute pits of something. id rather fuck a stinking goat and shit on my own face than work for harte hanks
"oh man, thats so harte-hanks"
harte hanks by josh arias April 22, 2004

dan harte 

small horny man who loves a good bus ride with people in the year below. looks twelve. looks ginger. is a nitty.
‘omg youre such a dan harte!?’
dan harte by kyra9999999 August 29, 2021
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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