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A good friend, who is stereotypical german and very eager to save his pwn money as much as possible. Like a stereotypical german. They are funny, ith a stereotypical german humour and alsways listen. They also are always up to date on the news.
Friend 1: Harten, you‘re hilarious! You should come over for a dinner party!
Harten: Ah, nein Danke. Sprit kosten sind zu teuer. (Ah, no thank you. Gas prices are too expensive.)

Or

Friend 1: He’s more german than any other german.
Friend 2: He’s Harten.
Harten by charles-kenway66 June 20, 2022
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A last name for people who are kind, amazing and always have your back. You can always trust a Harten to be a good friend.
Josh: I’m hanging out with a friend tonight
Dave: Let me guess, your going over to the Harten’s?
Harten by Idgafwhatuwant July 4, 2022
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