h8red 

The word, "hatred" but spelled substituting a numeral for several alphabetic characters.

Also the title of a song by the metal group Anthrax.

John has an xtreme h8red for overflowing walltoliets!

h8red by Telephony September 26, 2013

hired 

A combination of being both high and tired.

Dude 1: "Dude, I waked and baked, and I also hired yesterday."
Dude 2: "Kewl."

hired by spencer hardwood February 23, 2008

hired help

An escort or prostitute. Usually a higher class escort.Common usage: an escort specifically hired by a couple for a threeesome.

Damn, I saw that hired help Javon and Kristi got and she was frigging unbelieveable.

hired help by pheebee August 22, 2008

Heredia 

One of the most uncommon and hard to pronounce last names ever invented. (hard to pronounce for complete retards) Anyone with this last name is doomed to a lifetime of having their last name mispronounced when taking attendance because the earth is made up of mostly retarded people.

"Her... herd... How's your last name pronounced?"

"Heredia!"

"Oh..."

Heredia by crazyjungledude February 23, 2009

hared out 

Expression describing cowardice, using the idiomatic description of wildly and frantically hopping away, essentially suddenly disappearing.

Yeah, that crazy-ass muthafucka hared out before I could even ask him his name.

hared out by Dr Bunnygirl July 2, 2019

HiredAssassin 

A retarded and slightly disturbed obese skank who likes to eat everything, especially earwigs; and likes to please herself in public.

"There goes that HiredAssassin stuffing her face with an earwig and ketchup salad."

"Ew! She's pleasing herself too!"

HiredAssassin by crazyblondie1991 August 15, 2006

hored

horny and bored

man im really hored right now.

hored by gavinpussyslayer May 1, 2018