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hired
hired by spencer hardwood February 23, 2008
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hired help
An escort or prostitute. Usually a higher class escort.Common usage: an escort specifically hired by a couple for a threeesome.
hired help by pheebee August 22, 2008
Heredia
One of the most uncommon and hard to pronounce last names ever invented. (hard to pronounce for complete retards) Anyone with this last name is doomed to a lifetime of having their last name mispronounced when taking attendance because the earth is made up of mostly retarded people.
Heredia by crazyjungledude February 23, 2009
hared out
Expression describing cowardice, using the idiomatic description of wildly and frantically hopping away, essentially suddenly disappearing.
hared out by Dr Bunnygirl July 2, 2019
HiredAssassin
A retarded and slightly disturbed obese skank who likes to eat everything, especially earwigs; and likes to please herself in public.
"There goes that HiredAssassin stuffing her face with an earwig and ketchup salad."
"Ew! She's pleasing herself too!"
"Ew! She's pleasing herself too!"
HiredAssassin by crazyblondie1991 August 15, 2006
hored
hored by gavinpussyslayer May 1, 2018
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ulzzang
Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
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Blexas
Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.
Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
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Ratfucker
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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