hyred

a hybrid of the words "hyper" and "tired", it means exactly that: a physical and mental state in which one is so tired that they become hyper and energetic, often accompanied by finding even the most simple things more humorous than they normally would be

after a long day at school, and a long night at work:

Jim: It's been such a long day.

John: Oh, I know, I'm so hyred. Everything is so funny right now.

hyred by D-Teezy April 3, 2008

hyred

when you are so tired you appear hyper or in a drunk-like state.

girl: omg im so tired LOL

boy: yeah you’re so tired you’re acting hyper!
girl: yeahhh I’m hyred!

hyred by thewierdlassie November 20, 2021

h8red 

The word, "hatred" but spelled substituting a numeral for several alphabetic characters.

Also the title of a song by the metal group Anthrax.

John has an xtreme h8red for overflowing walltoliets!

h8red by Telephony September 26, 2013

hyped 

Because "psyched" is too hard to spell

Person 1: Dude, are you excited?
Person 2: Hell yeah, I'm hyped!
Person 1: Why not say "psyched"?
Person 2: Fuck that.

hyped by mattrchambers September 6, 2014

hired 

A combination of being both high and tired.

Dude 1: "Dude, I waked and baked, and I also hired yesterday."
Dude 2: "Kewl."

hired by spencer hardwood February 23, 2008

hired help

An escort or prostitute. Usually a higher class escort.Common usage: an escort specifically hired by a couple for a threeesome.

Damn, I saw that hired help Javon and Kristi got and she was frigging unbelieveable.

hired help by pheebee August 22, 2008

hyped 

1. Extremely excited, ecstatic, stoked, treed, pumped, psyched, jazzed, amped, revved, wired.

Has roots in drug culture (use of hypodermic needles) to get extremely high.

2. Exaggerated expectations created by over-promising or over-advertising hype.

1. I am hyped--my new surfboard rocks!

2. These crappy headphones were hyped.

hyped by Richard Allan Cooper February 19, 2005