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gynoscope 

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Imaginary device used to scope out:
1-females/ginie, or;
2-opportunities to be a cunt.
"Let's crack out the gynoscope and hunt down some pussy"

"I've got you in my gynoscope cross-hairs"
(To female: I'm going to try to get sex from you)
(To male: I'm gonna fuck you up)
gynoscope by Steggs July 17, 2006
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Ball gyroscope 

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The latest trend in personal hygeine and massege devices that massages the ballsack, while drying the gooch.
Hey Matzek, can I borrow your new ballgyroscope

Dude!, the ball gyroscopes at wallgreens are half price.

Dude,if your going to use my ball gyroscope at least clean it and put it back in my wig drawer.

Dude I was in class and my ball gyroscope fell outa my gym bag! I was so embarrassed!

"My ball gyroscope got caught in my ass pupes man!" "No way dude that's sick" "Yea I know, I gotta do some serious manscaping"

My balls got stuck in the ball gyroscope so long they lost circulation and fell off.

gyroscope 

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Post-grunge Australian band from Perth, W.A., who have supported many other bands including Blink 182, The Living End, Millencolin, Reel Big Fish, Unwritten Law, Thursday and Dashboard Confessional, and recently started playing their own shows around Australia. Previously called Gyroscope Sunday.
Gyroscope rock when they play live
gyroscope by suicidal education August 3, 2006

gyroscopicity

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The integrity of the wheel fully depends on its gyroscopicity.

gyroscope 

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Used in an episode of the cartoon South Park. Form of transportation powered by a person sitting in a sphere-shaped figure and sticking a rod in his/her anus and forcefully sucking on another rod and rubbing 2 others. (also known as "The It Machine")
Mr. Garrison rode that gyroscope exceptionally fast.
gyroscope by alex December 14, 2004

Gyroscopic Alcoholic 

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Drinking enough alcohol while on a boat such that your drunken swaying counteracts the rocking of the boat and you remain perfectly balanced.
“Wow, how are you so good at playing darts while on this rocky boat?”
“I’m a Gyroscopic Alcoholic
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Overstand 

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To understand a topic or statement to the highest extent.
Leroy, after being told the tenth time by his sister, did overstand her idea of robbing the 7-11.
Overstand by Elf Eater March 23, 2003
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minimap 

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A map that mostly tells you where everything is
Friend 1: Follow me there is a player nearby
Friend 2: How do you know?
Friend 1: Minimap
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Pink Cloud

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12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they're sober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.
The new guy seems pretty happy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.
Pink Cloud by toniwithaneye November 24, 2006
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Dotard 

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An aging individual who has long lost the ability to make rational sense.
That dotard is going to get us all blown up, if he doesn't calm down .
Dotard by anonymous September 22, 2017
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Chancla

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The deadliest weapon known to a Latin kid; a flying slipper/ flip-flop.
My mom hit me with a chancla.
Chancla by TardisBae October 31, 2014
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Striver 

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The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.

The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.

The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.
Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.

Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh
Striver by URM Striver January 3, 2009
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