gyatman

a man who acquired the abstract visual of a dignified dumptruck

rizzle me this gyatman, I skibidi with no toilet, what am i?

by guhmadink January 15, 2024

Goatmanity

A wonderful world where goats roam happily and freely. There is no war or violence. Just goats skipping around merrily eating their oaties and coca cola. Also goats rule the world and if you don't listen to them you become dead.

"Is that heaven"
"No, thats Goatmanity"
"Oh my goodness"

^^conversation between someone familiar with Goatmanity and someone just learning how wonderful it is

by Girdith February 24, 2009

Gatman

A hitman, some one you hire to kill someone else.

PAST: We don't know how killed JaRule, it was probably one of 50's Gatmen.

by 50CENT March 16, 2005

gatman

A gun man, which comes from gat: old slang, meanging gun. Came from shortening Gattling gun to just gat. A gangsta's gun. "Gatman & Robin" by 50 cent and Eminem.

I got a gatman
There's a problem I'ma solve it
A nigga movin' around
With a big ass revolver and a bat, man

by will james May 13, 2005

Goatman

The man in the goatse.cx pictures.

Look! It's none other than goatman himself!

by Cliff Fleming May 31, 2003

Goatman

A half-man, half-goat creature that is believed by some to be the result of a USDA experiment that went horribly wrong. The Goatman roams PG county, MD, terrorizing its citizens, and is purported to eat small pets. There remains some discrepancy over which half of him is goat and which is man.

I saw the Goatman last night! He ate my dog!

by anonymous77 June 12, 2006

goatman

The best internet celebrity out there. He posesses the most amazing talent of opening his asshole about 4 or 5 inches wide. Through years of practice he can fit up to three(3) dildos in his anus at one time. He used to be found at www.goatse.cx now he resides at google images since he got shut down.

Ben: Hey Ted you know what I want to be when I grow up?
Ted: GOATMAN!!!??
Ben: Of course.

by Ben April 22, 2005