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Goatmanity
A wonderful world where goats roam happily and freely. There is no war or violence. Just goats skipping around merrily eating their oaties and coca cola. Also goats rule the world and if you don't listen to them you become dead.
"Is that heaven"
"No, thats Goatmanity"
"Oh my goodness"
^^conversation between someone familiar with Goatmanity and someone just learning how wonderful it is
"No, thats Goatmanity"
"Oh my goodness"
^^conversation between someone familiar with Goatmanity and someone just learning how wonderful it is
Goatmanity by Girdith February 24, 2009
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gyatman • Goatman • gatman • Gyatmaxxing • gatman and robin • Goatmanity • Goatman of Wakefield • gyatiana • gyatmama • Gytman
gatman
A gun man, which comes from gat: old slang, meanging gun. Came from shortening Gattling gun to just gat. A gangsta's gun. "Gatman & Robin" by 50 cent and Eminem.
I got a gatman
There's a problem I'ma solve it
A nigga movin' around
With a big ass revolver and a bat, man
There's a problem I'ma solve it
A nigga movin' around
With a big ass revolver and a bat, man
gatman by will james May 13, 2005
Goatman
Goatman by Cliff Fleming May 31, 2003
Goatman
A half-man, half-goat creature that is believed by some to be the result of a USDA experiment that went horribly wrong. The Goatman roams PG county, MD, terrorizing its citizens, and is purported to eat small pets. There remains some discrepancy over which half of him is goat and which is man.
Goatman by anonymous77 June 12, 2006
goatman
The best internet celebrity out there. He posesses the most amazing talent of opening his asshole about 4 or 5 inches wide. Through years of practice he can fit up to three(3) dildos in his anus at one time. He used to be found at www.goatse.cx now he resides at google images since he got shut down.
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
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