gwock block
a fellow party member is standing between you and the delicacy of the famous gwocamoli dip, thus making him/her a gwock blocker
gwock block by jeremy fishnut April 4, 2010
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Glock Block
When an individual, with malicious intent or otherwise, does not allow you to play your glockenspiel.
Glock Block by mengohengo May 10, 2011
gock block
An instrument used typically by marching instructors that is made out of plastic or synthetic woods. The gock block is hit in order to establish or keep a tempo for musicians to march or play to. Also referred to as met or metronome.
Student 1: Bro, where's the met clicky thingy?
Student 2: You mean the gock block? I think it's in the director's office.
Student 2: You mean the gock block? I think it's in the director's office.
gock block by JFC420 September 27, 2015
Glock Block
For example the "Don't do it, he's not worth it" , or "Killing him wont bring him or her back"
or from 24
Tony trying to shoot the murderer of his wife, and jack bauer shot him.
These are all examples of a Glock Block
or from 24
Tony trying to shoot the murderer of his wife, and jack bauer shot him.
These are all examples of a Glock Block
Glock Block by Parth S Patel May 18, 2009
glock block
When a friend (or FORMER friend) buys the firearm you were looking at, and considering for purchase. Glock is used in this case as a popular representation of any firearm, for its rhyming properties.
Jumbo: The guy I went to the gunshow with bought the XDs I wanted...
Madfat: Dude, you got Glock blocked!
Madfat: Dude, you got Glock blocked!
glock block by Madfat March 16, 2013
Glock-Block
The act of blocking one from playing Call of Duty or any First-Person-Shooter. Can be for a good or bad reason.
Tom - Dude why weren't you on CoD last night?
Me - Oh sorry bro, my girlfriend came over and glock-blocked me.
Tom - Nice.
Mike - Dude what the hell I said go on CoD.
Me - Ugh I went to but my mom glock-blocked me with a bunch of chores.
Me - Oh sorry bro, my girlfriend came over and glock-blocked me.
Tom - Nice.
Mike - Dude what the hell I said go on CoD.
Me - Ugh I went to but my mom glock-blocked me with a bunch of chores.
Glock-Block by AMFPsychotic June 29, 2010
Glock-block
General definition: Using Glock as a basis for any argument about beginner handgun selection, stating it's unmatched reliability and proliferation, while negating it's downfalls in ergonomics/Grip angle and lack of innovation.
Alternative definition: Shitting on any Glock caliber besides 9 or 10mm or the G44 22 LR
Alternative definition: Shitting on any Glock caliber besides 9 or 10mm or the G44 22 LR
I overheard heard this Fudd talking about the 1911 being the only choice for a CCW, so I had to Glock-block him
Glock-block by LessThanLethal February 27, 2020
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