Glock-Block

The act of blocking one from playing Call of Duty or any First-Person-Shooter. Can be for a good or bad reason.

Tom - Dude why weren't you on CoD last night?
Me - Oh sorry bro, my girlfriend came over and glock-blocked me.
Tom - Nice.

Mike - Dude what the hell I said go on CoD.
Me - Ugh I went to but my mom glock-blocked me with a bunch of chores.

Glock-Block by AMFPsychotic June 29, 2010

Glock-block

General definition: Using Glock as a basis for any argument about beginner handgun selection, stating it's unmatched reliability and proliferation, while negating it's downfalls in ergonomics/Grip angle and lack of innovation.

Alternative definition: Shitting on any Glock caliber besides 9 or 10mm or the G44 22 LR

I overheard heard this Fudd talking about the 1911 being the only choice for a CCW, so I had to Glock-block him

Glock-block by LessThanLethal February 27, 2020

Glock Block 

When an individual, with malicious intent or otherwise, does not allow you to play your glockenspiel.

A: "Wow that bitch wouldn't let my play my glockenspiel!"
B: "Dude, you totally got glock blocked!"

Glock Block by mengohengo May 10, 2011

Glock Block 

The Glock Block is when a person stops a man from shooting the other man.

For example the "Don't do it, he's not worth it" , or "Killing him wont bring him or her back"
or from 24
Tony trying to shoot the murderer of his wife, and jack bauer shot him.

These are all examples of a Glock Block

Glock Block by Parth S Patel May 18, 2009

glock block 

When a friend (or FORMER friend) buys the firearm you were looking at, and considering for purchase. Glock is used in this case as a popular representation of any firearm, for its rhyming properties.

Jumbo: The guy I went to the gunshow with bought the XDs I wanted...

Madfat: Dude, you got Glock blocked!

glock block by Madfat March 16, 2013

Glock Block 

The act of stopping the use of a firearm by means of physical, emotional, or logical surpression.

Carl - I'm going to shoot that dude!

Max - If you shoot him I am going to kill your dog.

Carl - Why the fuck are you Glock Blocking me Max?

Glock Block by Johnnyboy641 October 30, 2008

Glock Block 

When your teammates block your bullets with riot shields and corner you in on Call of Duty. It can be accidental or on purpose. Riot shields don't necessarily need to be involved. Sort of like a cock block but with bullets and less sex and more guys.

Dude, I was one kill away from a Nuke and i got Glock Blocked by a couple of noobs.

Glock Block by KingMoeGorrillaman67 August 20, 2010