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Crapper gargoyle 

A person who stands in wait for the next stall to open up.
I was trying to take a dump.But outside the stall I could see a crapper gargoyle.Can’t they just chill out?

Gargoyle in drag 

When an unattractive person uses WAY TO MUCH makeup, wigs....
Geeeezzz, did you see the Gargoyle in drag over there?
Gargoyle in drag by I, Wreckerrr November 4, 2016

The Nasty Gargoyle 

When you leave a Cleveland Steamer on a chick's chest while simultaneously firing a load on her mug to give her a Angry Dragon or Salty Pirate.

You have to crouch over her like a Gargoyle.
Megan is such a slut. I think I'll give her The Nasty Gargoyle tonight.

Stoneskin Gargoyle Cape 

A white cape that looks longer than your average cloak or cape.
Hey look it's a white and longer than an average cape, it must be a Stoneskin Gargoyle Cape.

Gargoyle 

When one perches on the top of a tapped keg (resembling a gargoyle perched on the side of a building) and proceeds to let the beer flow into his/her mouth for an undisclosed amount of time.
Yo chiz is so wasted! Dude did like 30 gargoyles.
Gargoyle by Nick McCaslin August 19, 2006

Gargoyle Tears 

The accumulation of tears or moisture around someone’s eyes caused by gag reflex. Comes from the “garg garg” sound of sucking dick.
He could see the formation of gargoyle tears as she kept choking deeper.
Gargoyle Tears by DDiamondT March 7, 2021
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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026
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