A Guzior is a person who is distinctly talented at grinding at homecoming dances. A Guzior is a sex machine. This is evidenced by his orgasmic sex face, which woman
orgasm at the sight of. The vast sex appeal of a Guzior also appeals to men as well. Men can'
t help but jizz their pants as they watch a Guzior complete a varsity cross country race. A Guzior is also very artistically talented. He routinely displays his artistic talent as a trumpet
player in THE Eagan High
School Wind Ensemble. If you ever insult a Guzior, expect a fury of vulgar terms to ensue.
Acton: Hey Guzior good job packing it up with Feiock and myself during the last varsity
raceGuzior: God you guys are such dicks. You
never fucking
stop do you?
Feiock: No Guzior, you are the one who never stops