guzi
guzi by roadfighter April 14, 2009
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guzifit
guzifit by frankiebigd October 18, 2008
guzintas
Mathematical term of division that you have to know in order to pass a college math course.
(alternate spellings: gazintas, gizintas, etc.)
(alternate spellings: gazintas, gizintas, etc.)
Guzior
A Guzior is a person who is distinctly talented at grinding at homecoming dances. A Guzior is a sex machine. This is evidenced by his orgasmic sex face, which woman orgasm at the sight of. The vast sex appeal of a Guzior also appeals to men as well. Men can't help but jizz their pants as they watch a Guzior complete a varsity cross country race. A Guzior is also very artistically talented. He routinely displays his artistic talent as a trumpet player in THE Eagan High School Wind Ensemble. If you ever insult a Guzior, expect a fury of vulgar terms to ensue.
Acton: Hey Guzior good job packing it up with Feiock and myself during the last varsity race
Guzior: God you guys are such dicks. You never fucking stop do you?
Feiock: No Guzior, you are the one who never stops
Guzior: God you guys are such dicks. You never fucking stop do you?
Feiock: No Guzior, you are the one who never stops
Guzior by trombone69 November 3, 2011
Hayden guzik
A very stinky ginger who dwells in the sewers of southern Massachusetts, otherwise known as ging kid by her friends. People with this name are known for their shear inability to play games like RDR2 and Hogwarts legacy as well as an expert ability to perfectly Fortnite dance at any time or occasion.
“Dude you smell like straight up Hayden Guzik… go take a shower!”
Hayden guzik is definetly gonna **** up the school!
Hayden guzik is definetly gonna **** up the school!
Hayden guzik by Mrnotant June 4, 2023
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.