guzintas

Mathematical term of division that you have to know in order to pass a college math course.
(alternate spellings: gazintas, gizintas, etc.)

Prof (to class): Does everyone know his guzintas?
Class: Duhhh???
Prof: Well, everyone has to know his guzintas. You have to know that two guzinta four two times, and four guzinta eight two times, and eight guzinta sixteen...

guzintas by QuacksO June 12, 2011

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gozintas

a universal word for everything and anything that is a noun.

"Check out the gozintas on that chick."
"Holy shit, i just got kicked in the gozintas."
"That woman just drove into a house! I don't think her gozintas are all there."

gozintas by el salto March 10, 2007

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Guzinta

1.To place into something else . 2. Mathematical term

2 guzinta 4, 4 guzinta 8

Guzinta by Bruce Damoose November 24, 2021

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Guzinta

A combination of 2 or more songs played by a jam band.

A couple good examples from the Grateful Dead song book include Scarlet Begonias>Fire On the Mountain and China cat Sunflower>I know you Rider.

I love when the Dead plays a guzinta.

Guzinta by anonymous January 12, 2025

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Utility beer

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.

Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.

Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022

Word of the Day on August 10, 2026

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Oinking

Police activity, especially of the non-productive type i.e. The act of setting up and patrolling speed traps, harassing or arresting people based on appearance (racial profiling), breaking up parties, any sort of cannabis bust, etc.

"Did you see all the cops on highway 6? They are oinking hard!"

"I hope Johnny doesn't get caught with his bag of weed, the pigs are oinking"

Oinking by DontDrinkSoda June 29, 2013

Word of the Day on August 9, 2026

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Hopeslop

A video or picture depicting an unrealistic scenario that is often seen as hopeful but in reality, is unrealistic or otherwise rare in real life.

"0/10 hopeslop"

Hopeslop by rawmilkconsumer69 July 13, 2026

Word of the Day on August 8, 2026

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