Balkan

Anyone who is pissing you off and is from Bulgaria, Romania, Serbia, Macedonia, Greece and Turkey

*You get killed in Valorant*
You: YOU BLOODY BALKAN. YOUR SO BAD YOUR FROM BULGARIA

Balkan by NoBalkansPls January 22, 2022

balkan

Of or relating to the Balkan Peninsula or the Balkan Mountains.

balkan by Cool Guy June 4, 2003

Balkan

That's my country

I love Balkan

Balkan by MontanaEscobar February 26, 2017

Balkan

Balkan is technically synonymous of "cow"

Hey that balkan (cow) is very big!

Balkan by Lelq Ginka November 25, 2020

balkan

a mf from a balkan country

W*stoid: Hi balkan!
Sigma balkan: Stfu w*stoid

balkan by ass ault March 17, 2024

balkan-style 

adj:

1) especially creamy and smooth, after the style of yoghourt produced in the Balkans
2) especially satisfying or fulfilling

adv:
3) with special attention paid to detail
4) brutally, forwardly, directly

1) Replace sour cream with Balkan-style yoghourt
2) This band's new album is Balkan-Style!
3) I'm writing my memoirs Balkan-style.
4) I'll tell you what I think, Mister, I'll tell you Balkan-style.

balkan-style by benedict April 20, 2005

balkan dad 

Doing something regardless of your little to zero knowledge on the subject, refusing any kind of help or advice especially from women and younger people in order to appear smarter and more capable. Often the incompetence of the person performing the balkan dad action is exposed but any kind of feedback is discarded in an attempt to protect their fragile ego.

-Are you sure you know how to fix my chair? I can ask my friend to do it... I don't want you to balkan dad it again.

balkan dad by kalivisuals March 29, 2021