Guzior

A Guzior is a person who is distinctly talented at grinding at homecoming dances. A Guzior is a sex machine. This is evidenced by his orgasmic sex face, which woman orgasm at the sight of. The vast sex appeal of a Guzior also appeals to men as well. Men can't help but jizz their pants as they watch a Guzior complete a varsity cross country race. A Guzior is also very artistically talented. He routinely displays his artistic talent as a trumpet player in THE Eagan High School Wind Ensemble. If you ever insult a Guzior, expect a fury of vulgar terms to ensue.

Acton: Hey Guzior good job packing it up with Feiock and myself during the last varsity race

Guzior: God you guys are such dicks. You never fucking stop do you?

Feiock: No Guzior, you are the one who never stops

Guzior by trombone69 November 3, 2011

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Gunior

Another name for junior

Hey what's up Gunior

Gunior by SnibleBoi June 10, 2019

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

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Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.

I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand

Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026

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bullshot

n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.

-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.

bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005

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Gayborhood

N. A neighborhood containing homes, clubs, bars, restaurants, and other places of business and entertainment that cater to homosexuals.

"They've opened up a new club in the Gayborhood called the Male Box."

Gayborhood by Mia Shields January 6, 2006

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kenlet

A small piece of information. Derived from the word ken, used often in the scottish language and is synonymous with knowledge.

Person 1: "Hey I don't get this shit. How do you solve this problem?"
Person 2: "I got that one. Give me some kenlets on this assignment and I'll help you w/ that one."

kenlet by Norma Y. October 8, 2005

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