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The explosive regurgitation of semen acquired during a long bout of oral sex with multiple partners.
I was number twelve in line, so I knew I had to get off quick before she gave me the guyser.
Guyser by Ol' Derty Sanchez March 10, 2007
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gooey guyser 

when a guy cums in a girls mouth she swallows he sticks it in her pussy and she pukes it back up
i had to clean up the floor because my girl friend pulled a gooey guyser
gooey guyser by Bob Mcfish June 3, 2007
Hey Peck, How was Thailand?

Great! I got a Gumser from one of the lady-boys.
Gumser by Rotten40 November 20, 2011

Geyser Plugging 

Exactly like "prairie dogging" except for diahrrea. It is when you are holding in a violent case of the diahrrea shits, kind of like plugging a geyser.
Holy shit I am geyser plugging so badly right now, I need to get to a bathroom ASAP.

mac guyver'd 

To put something together using useless bits and pieces in the most far-fetched way
I've macguver'd myself some socks using a squirrel , a dohnut and a few paperclips

premature geyser 

When you bust a nut so high and powerful that it lands on your face and in your mouth
Bro ,I have such a bad taste in my mouth from that premature geyser I had yesterday.
premature geyser by RyanLee1224 November 15, 2017
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
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