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Similar to the natural phenomenon of a geyser. When a gay couple gets out the anal beads for a night of man on man pleasure. First pop in just a couple beads (recommended 7-8 for optimal results) and then securly close the hole with a butt plug. Then all in one swift motion pull it all out and he will spew like a gayser!
That gayser Roman gave me last night must have reached atleast 10 feet high, however, I should not have eaten taco bell that night because the liquid stuff is harder to get out of sheets.
gayser by Vanilla Blast February 14, 2007
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when a gay guy stares at you and or checks you out. after you both make eye contact accidently or it intentually penatrates your soul and makes you feel happy inside.
guy #1 dude did you just gayser that guy?

guy #2 Don't knock it til you try it
gayser by manstapler August 24, 2008
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A word that is not as bad as remoteexec or heilhi but still bad enough to be disallowed in side chat at Team-Elan
User: Du gayser
*Du wurdest von dem Server gebannt: Grund: Beleidigung*
gayser by NoNameL August 3, 2022

Brendan Gayser 

When a man acts straight, but falls for Brendan Fraser.
Damn homie, when Brendan Fraser came up, Jack started acting up. I think he’s gone Brendan Gayser.
Brendan Gayser by wackimus jack December 13, 2021
A gaser is a successor to the 90’s ‘dizelas’
The centar of this subculture is Belgrade(Serbia) but you can find them in any cities of the Ex-Yugoslavia countries.
Appearance of this subculture is characterised by Nike, or Napapijri windbreakers/hoodies, sweatpants(also Nike) and Nike air max sneakers(models: 95, 97, 98, 90, and TN), most of them have shaved heads. Another characteristic of this group is ‘’brze cvaje’’ which roughly translated to english means ‘’fast sunglasses’’ , they are just black sunglasses worn all the time(day and night). They listen to incredibly bad music(search Jala Brat and Buba Corelli, or Surreal). 99% of them smoke, cigarettes and weed, and some of them consume drugs, usually speed or ecstasy. You can find them in many hookah bars, and they are always in a groups of 5 or more. Their intelligence is smaller that the room temperature(in celsious), and their vocabulary consists of max 300 words( most used are ‘’tebra’’ ‘’resi’’ and ‘’ide gas’’/all slang). Most of them usually carry some kind of a knife. Also, they are very commited to football, and their favorite team. You can see them at almost every game their teams plays usually fighting with the opposite teams fans. Their education is usually nonexistent.
Man 1: Who are those people?
Man 2: They are just gaseri, we should just avoid them, maybe they will try to fight with us.
Gaser by banovobrdo March 30, 2020
Gaser means retarded kid in Serbian language
This guy wears AirMax Nikes,He must be Gaser
Gaser by ThugLifeKuhinja April 15, 2019
A bakery that only serves homosexuals.
Peter: Have you tried cupcakes from the gaykery? OMG, they are so delicious!
Larry: Why would I go in there? I don't take it in the ass, faggot.
gaykery by sciflyer.25 June 5, 2014