Small metal objects, usually with 3 bends in them. Packaged in boxes holding a large number of them. Seen on cubicle desks. Uses include: reshaping out of boredom, throwing at co-workers, firing with rubberbands, holding papers together, picking locks, picking teeth, sticking in wall sockets, or doing anything McGiver would.
Many people who wear eyepatches aren't trying to be cool. Usually, interns who found paperclips are responsible. He no longer works for us.
Not to be under estimated, these can be deadly, they appear to be small metal objects to the human eye, but be carefull they are deadly killing machines......
They have been known to breath fire when hungry, and have eaten whole villages in north Wales.
This Is The Term Used To Refer To Someone As Having Ejaculated So Many Times That They Physically Can't Ejaculate Anymore Without Needing Medical Attention Shortly After
Tyler:My Girlfriend Had To Go To The Hospital Yesterday.
Ryan:Why?
Tyler:I Fucked Her So Many Times She Became Out Of Paperclips