guyness

The amount of awesomeness or coolness a guy will face in a time of panic, action, romance, and desire

The rate of guyness he faced in his life gave him the power of "The Ultimate Guy"

by asofguy February 7, 2009

Line of Gayness

Doing something so gay that you can't save yourself by saying no homo.

no.. no man.. you crossed the line of gayness.. youre fucking homo now

by secret_vet February 21, 2011

Glyness

The most unique, and coolest name ever.

Usually people with the name Glyness are cool, hot, smart, and have awesome bodies.

"Dude Glyness is the shit!"

by Al-Face February 27, 2008

guiness book of records

The most commonly stolen book from public libraries.

Also a widely renown source of the biggest, most expensive and most weird things on the planet. A throughouhly interesting read.

Person 1: "Hey man, check out what I just scored from the library!"
Person 2: "Dude, it's just the Guiness Book of Records. Save yourself the late fees and go buy it for $10"

by Rock DJ June 27, 2005

heinous anus gayness

A situation involving heavy sexual deviance of the rectum amid a furious homosexual encounter.

Bob: I heard Frank had to get reconstructive surgery on his asshole after spending an evening with Don.

Gerald: Just one night? Damn, there must have been seriously heinous anus gayness afoot.

by Hammer of Jesus August 17, 2019

Guiness

Common misspelling of Guinness

dude, I can't even spell guiness

by Guinness2702 June 24, 2005

gayness factor

How gay a person is.

Well Charles, the ganess factor sure rates high on that gay guy.

by Benjamino October 7, 2003