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Gutteridge

Gutteridge is the surname of Posh-Gone-Bad.

Usually from pretencious little villages like Uxbridge, or Blowjob-on-Thames, Gutteridge drives foreign cars and think they're cool!

Whilst they do have their flaws, they are unquestionably Legends. They have skills in life and work and are able to do a terrific line-dance whilst wearing an animal suit. They particularly look good as Kanagaroo's!
Man 1 - "Whoa - Isn't that Gutteridge."
Man 2 - "Ya know Frank, I tihnk it is."
Man 1 - "Boy he makes that Kangaroo costume look good."
Man 2 - "Totes Amazeballs.... Oh look - He's driving off dressed a Kangaroo in his Renault Clio."
Man 3 (running down the road after the departing car) - "I WANT TO BE A GUTTERIDGE TOOOOOOOOO".
Man1 & Man 2 "AND USSSSSSSS."
by Affy June 10, 2013
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gutterite

a person whose mind remains perpetually in the gutter; one whose thoughts are always dirty.
"Sophomore boys are all gutterites." "I can't ever just have a conversation with Justin without him making an inappropriate comment. He's such a gutterite."
by RiJa November 1, 2005
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guttering

A prank you pull on automobiles. Involves stealing and placing off gutters, hence the term guttering. The result is a large noise. Usually done in smaller groups (3 to 6 humans). Done in the dark usually from 11 pm to 3 am. Preferably earlier because sometimes cars are hard to come by really late. This is the first definition for the subject so I'm assuming it is fairly unpopular.
The Steps of Guttering:
1. Steal a gutter off someones house.
2. Put gutter in the semi-busy street when you see no cars.
3. Run, and hide. Make sure it is a good spot just in case the car stops and the passengers pursue you.
4. Car hits the gutter and makes a loud noise. HAHA.
by TRIzzzo April 30, 2006
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gutterfinger

What happens when you use a keyboard (on a cellular phone, regular phone, computer, typewriter, court reporter device, piano, synthesizer, organ etc.) and you keep on hitting "between the cracks" of the keys. A play on "butterfinger" and "gutterball", and the dictionary meaning of "gutter".
Why do I keep on getting "ansewr" for "answer"? It must be my gutterfinger!
by pentozali July 25, 2007
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Gutterize

Urban Dictionary frequently gutterizes perfectly innocent words.
by themelenorianwordsmith May 8, 2018
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guttering

The act of placing your penis and scrotum on a small section of guttering or similar, and sliding the entire package into another persons well lubed anus. At this point the gutter is removed, thus depositing both the penis and the scrotum, in their entirity, into the anus.
James was busy guttering Louisa when the phone rang.
by ECR October 17, 2007
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guttering

from the word gutter, as a term to imply someone is down in the gutter, guttering is a way to discribe the state of being guttered but in a figurative term
Person 1 - We lost the match
Person 2 - Thats guttering
by Crispy April 16, 2005
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