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when a middle aged man with a significant spread bends down to his shoe lace and is hampered with his own gut.

when a man is layed horizontal in bed and cannot see his own penis due to gut lock
nick said to marv i couldnt tie my laces this morning mate, coz of my gutlock
gutlock by marvshortformarvin January 7, 2019
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A large hanging-out belly button resembling a flaccid cock. Common in Southern Africa, in certain tribes in Mozambique a long gutcock in males is regarded as a sign of sexual prowess. Females with long gutcocks are seen to be poor beares of children.
The tribesman walked boldly out of the ocean with his gutcock dripping wet.
gutcock by SwissT February 6, 2008

guttocks 

a.k.a the FUPA, the Fupa chalupa, the front butt or the gunt...use your imagination
Johnny Walnuts has a guttocks like a ninety year old woman
guttocks by Ethan Solomon March 9, 2004

Guľôčka v jamôčke 

This is a thing that was made by fucking slovakians and it's their only weapon i swear to god
SK PERSON: OH LOL YOU CANT SAY GUĽÔČKA V JAMÔČKE LMAOO
literally anyone else: fuck off

guttocks 

thats your ass in the front .. aka your belly
"Dude was wearing a tight ass shirt showing off his guttocks."
guttocks by Dirty Sanchez February 29, 2004
Bulging area found on large men between the waist and the genital area. Not quite a gut, not quite a cock ....the Gutock!
I was so excited to see just what size penis was hiding under his large bulging gutock.
gutock by LoopyLulu April 29, 2016

Gotlockz 

My brother Gotlockz

yesterday and I felt very bad for him.
Gotlockz by Me.Finkledeen January 6, 2021
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A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.
Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”
caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026
Word of the Day on September 13, 2026

Brought-upsy 

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.
Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?



Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?
Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005
Word of the Day on September 12, 2026
The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...
I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.
kitbash by geru January 15, 2006
Word of the Day on September 11, 2026

Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026
Word of the Day on September 10, 2026
Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023
Word of the Day on September 9, 2026

Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
Word of the Day on September 8, 2026
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