walnuts 

Adjective.

Kind of like nuts, but way more nuts.

Dude. That Ron Artest brawl the other night was freaking walnuts.

walnuts by cgp24 December 14, 2010

Walnuts 

Another name for John McCain.

Did you see Walnuts' speech last night? You know, the one about inflation. Did he look dead to you or what?

Walnuts by Iacopus October 4, 2008

walnuts 

When your nuts are a little sweaty so they stick to the side of your leg. The pre-cursor to itchy nuts.

"Dude, it's so hot in here I got the worst walnuts."

walnuts by Jawn June 4, 2005

Walnuts 

A pair of testicles placed flush against a vertical plane.

I want to ask you one question. If I had some nuts, hanging on the wall, what would I have honey? I said, "Darlin, you'd have some walnuts!"

Walnuts by deeznuts19903 October 1, 2009

walnuts 

People that drive in Waldorf Maryland that constantly rear end drivers while driving on route 301, because of rubber necking at the new restaurant construction.

Look at the walnuts standing in traffic with their hoods crumpled up, once again, causing all the traffic congestion.

(FROM INSIDE OF THAT SAME VEHICLE MINUTES EARLIER)
"Look over there honey, I didn't know we were getting a Chipotle here, WHAM !!!! HORN SOUNDS AND AIRBAG DEPLOYS

walnuts by Paul Li December 9, 2008

walnuts 

John McCain. So named because he looks like he's storing walnuts in his oddly distended cheeks and jowls.

I saw walnuts on the TV today, looking like some kind of malformed barnacle.

walnuts by w1nt3rmut3 January 13, 2009

walnuts 

Absolutely repulsive nuts.

Walnuts are fucking gross..they ruin muffins etc.

walnuts by goodygoodygumdrops112 February 6, 2007